Saturday, April 10, 2010
In "Date Night," it's the Wearing of the Mouth Guard:
In "Extract," it's the Donning of the Sweatpants:
I love this idea of the non-verbal no-sex signals from an anthropological aspect. For example, an obscure spider in the rain forest might signal their lack of interest by biting the head off their would-be suitor. But humans generally have to be a bit more subtle. So I ask you, human reader: what's your no sex signal?
Since I'm asking you such a personal question, I'll go first. I have two: One is pointedly saying, "Wow! I am soooo tired tonight. I just can't WAIT to be asleep!" The other is feigned obtuseness--that is, pretending not to recognize any signals from a certain husband. These signals are not acknowledged aloud.
That is, they weren't until I just now revealed my secret female tricks to the world--crap! New secret signals needed--STAT! Dear reader, needing your imput immediately...