Despite my general distain for corporate America, I don't mind giving a shout-out* to venerable purveyor of sexual education, toys and general female-empowerment, GoodVibrations.
If you click this Good Vibrations link, you will see their welcome page featuring a photo of a nice young woman in a lovely field of wildflowers and the banner "Welcoming...Spring." But you will probably not notice this. What you will notice is the large, very yellow Spring silicon vibrator in the foreground of the photo. "With Click n' Charge Magnetic Technology!" it reads. I'm not quite sure what Click n' Charge Magnetic Technology is, but Good Vibrations is all into eco-friendly stuff like rechargeable batteries, natural ingredients and even vegan body balm, so it's probably something good.
If you're in the market for a festively yellow spring vibrator (which is actually mini-sized, it just looks all big in the picture), get yourself one right here. I'm just trying to help you out here. I think we all know that owning sex toys in passe winter colors is social suicide.
*In the fairness of full disclosure, In Bed gets a cut of your purchase. In my opinion, that's all the more reason to order one right away. But maybe that's just me.
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