Thursday, April 1, 2010

Mail Bag

Let's see what our friendly (and now-blushing) postal worker has brought today.

One reader was inspired by the post on the anal ring toss toy. "Hilarious," she wrote, piquing our interest immediately. "I actually googled 'Who invented the anal ring toss.' I needed to know the story of the guy--because it's a guy, I'm sure--who invented it. Couldn't find anything. Darn. But what I did find while searching was almost as funny to me. I need to explore these web sites more--check this out:  The Pony Head Bridle Set. Here I feel so knowledgeable, but I didn't know this existed."

[editor's note:  I don't want to ruin the mood, but that "plume" looks suspiciously like a feather duster.  And did anyone else notice how much it is?  $275-335!  Although, as the ad copy boldly claims (and who's going to argue, really?): "You could search the finest stables in the world for the rest of your life and never find a bridle set as intricate and beautiful as this one."  If you're one of those matchy-matchy types, you can also buy the Stainless Steel Horse Hair Anal Plug for only $99 (much better than the old-fashioned asbestos anal plugs).  And if you have an extra $1000 burning a hole in your pocket, the also-advertised Slave Driver Fucking Machine might be worth it just for the name alone.]
The next reader was hesitant to enter our contest (see last post) lest she actually win the I Dare You: 30 Sealed Seductions card game.  "You see, seduction is not a problem in our house.  I try to avoid it, if you
 know what I mean!  I guess I'm lucky, but I would rather have the dishes washed or the trash taken out most days," she writes.  This reader might prefer the book, Porn for Women by the Cambridge Women's Collective, which features men vacuuming, washing dishes and the like.                                            

It's kind of a one-joke concept, but those Cambridge chicks has milked it for several sequels, a calendar and even a set of postcards.  They've probably made so much damn money they could buy the Pony Bridle Set AND the Stainless Steel Horse Hair Anal Plug AND the Slave Driver Fucking Machine.   


Sara said...

This is really too angular to reflect this season's trends. Retro looks, deconstruction, gentle layering, and softness define the look books this season.

Really, the feed bag in organic linen would be quite the statement piece. This just shouts desperation.

Katy K. said...

c'mon. is this just gonna be one of those blogs about sex toys? bc if it is, i am so out of here.

j/k. this is the funniest thing i've seen/heard all week or maybe all month. well done.