Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Donald Trump and Pegging, Both Together and Separately

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Bonjour! Here's what happening right now.

Contest Winner: The winner of the Best Worst Erotica contest is the Anonymous commenter who chose the unintentional BDSM erotica of the Good Housekeeping article I Tried to Wax My Own Bikini Line--And It Was a Disaster.  The reason I chose this--if you're looking to rig the game next time--is because this guy expressed a clear interest in the prize. (A Cadet dildo, courtesy of Good Vibrations!) Although other entries were super fine and completely amazing, I wanted to avoid creating an Unwanted Surprise Dildo in the Mailbox situation.

The contest also possessed a bunch of people to write me lengthy, super personal emails. Some of them were beautiful and touching, some were just fucking weird and creepy. Try to figure out which category you fall into and adjust your behavior accordingly.

Super Gay:  Speaking of dildos, as I often am, I was assigned a Cosmo piece on 5 Positions for Pegging Your Man. Which, whatever. But what completely shocked me was how many Cosmo readers were totally freaked out about pegging. On Cosmo's Facebook page, there were thousands of comments, with about 70% saying that any butt stuff was "super gay." Which, a. who cares? and b. what???  Over at the IBWMW FB page, where it's way more sensible, Rusty wisely noted, "A man and a woman having sex is the very DEFINITION of gay!"

Super Gay, Donald Trump Version: Some guy on Twitter threatened to get drunk and compose Donald Trump gay erotica. Using the single-minded vision of a drunken man, he did just that in a 4 hour "wine and weed fevered dream" creating Trump Temptation: The Billionaire and the Bellboy.  Pretty much anything associated with this is great, including the Amazon reviews, author Elijah Daniel's Twitter feed, this interview with Daniel, and of course, the book itself i.e. “His gorgeous ass flapped behind him like a mouthwatering stack of pancakes in his pants. My hunger for pancakes had never been stronger."

"I Saw This and Thought of You":  Among the things that greeted me in my inbox recently because...well, it's my own damn fault, were:
--The Dicture Gallery, featuring photographs of penises dressed up in little costumes. Thanks to Christina G. who has a knack for finding such things.
--This insanely fascinating video of hetero missionary sex filmed with a camera inside the woman. Thanks to Lily R. for scienceyness!
--A New York Times video on the New York Public Library's collection of vintage erotica featuring seedy Times Square ephemera, early transgender magazines and copies of Playboy. This was sent in by my Mom, which perhaps explains a few things. 

Viva Bowie!
xoxox
jill

6 comments:

ValdVin said...

Jill, I visit this space for a lot of things, many of which are not aimed at an ordinary cis-male married white suburban guy. And that's cool.

But the existence of Donald Trump erotic fan fic is one of the things I'll have to really erase from my memory.

jill Hamilton said...

Hey, this is from Christina G, who couldn't get it her comment to post. If you are having similar probs and want to comment, you can just email me at jillhamilton001@gmail.com:

Your site isn't letting me post my comment to today's post so here it is:

I could only read a few of the Cosmo comments because I've zero tolerance for negative nellies. If you're not down with something, why take the time to comment? The world doesn't need your declaration that pegging is "gay", so just move along. This applies to any activity between consenting adults!
I love that your mom sends you sex related links just like I do. I don't know anyone that can appreciate them more than you Jill!
:)

in bed with married women said...

Vald, sorry to soil your brain! After all you've seen here, that's the thing that did it for you! for me, the pancake butt is way less upsetting than the guy attached to said butt.

Mongo, At The Moment said...

I'm with Christina, and remember reading a comment a long time ago (possibly in the first softcover version of The Joys Of Sex, which dates me) -- something to the effect of, "if the person you're having sex with makes a request, unless it's too physically or psychologically uncomfortable, you should do the best you can to comply. You don't get to criticize the request, or your partner for having asked." So, as a Guy, you can say no to pegging, but you don't get to dump on the attempted Pegger for exploring the possibility.

And, I can't look at the Donnyboy eroto-fiction. Can't. Just can't.

jill Hamilton said...

Seriously Mongo, even YOU can't, just can't? Need to readjust my worldview.

Mongo, At The Moment said...

Okay -- but I may not be able to eat pancakes for a while.

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