|Nothing to do with the post but kinda hot.|
This, despite entrants coming in via e-mail, comments, Facebook, and Twitter, including one entry from a dude who calls himself an Onahole reviewer.
There were plenty of guesses, not one of them remotely plausible. Although since I remain sadly ignorant of the true sentiments of the Onahole, maybe they were exactly right. My favorites were:
"Now more orifice-like!" from Bill.
"Otaku? Easy to hide from mom!" from Spiffy.
"Now in original and extra-crispy!" from...actually I just made that one up.
But not one among you bothered to learn how to read enough Japanese to tell me what--dear god, what?--this Onahole wants me to know.
|I have secrets I shall not share|
The winners of the "What Does The Onahole Say?" Contest!
The very prompt Christina wins the delightfully throbby vibrator the MiMi Rechargeable courtesy of Good Vibrations, the very first sex-positive sex toy store in the country. Which is why we love 'em. Also because the MiMi costs $89 bucks and I love to give away FABULOUS PRIZES. Note: whenever I write "fabulous prizes," I am typing it to be read as "FABulous Prizes!" like an old game show host, so read it like that, if you will.
|Looks kind of like Eva from WALL-E, but you mustn't think of that.|
|That? That is, uh, my clarinet|