Wednesday, January 9, 2013

Kindle Subscriptions, Sasquatch Erotica and a Haunted Vagina.

Ok, fine, Amazon! I did solicit some reviews.
In Bed With Married Women subscriptions on Kindle are now ranked #48,174th among paid items on Amazon. Wheee! Which may or may not be due to my highly unethical plan of forcing Friends of IBWMW to write reviews of it. (In retrospect, asking people to shell out for a subscription would have been the smarter course of action. But I was a film major, not a business school grad. I can't be troubled with these practicalities.)

Anyway, #48,174 is nothing to brag about, but--fuck it--I'm going to brag anyway. By contrast, the erotic e-book Bigfoot's New Mate 3 (Sasquatch Erotica) is languishing at the #106,349 spot. In your face, Bigfoot, you sexy beast (literally, on the beast aspect). (In fairness to the Sasquatch, the 30 page Bigfoot book of love is going for $2.99, while IBWMW subscriptions are only 99 cents, so it might be a wash. The position of IBWMW Minister of Mathematical Calculations is as of yet unfilled, so I can't say for sure.)

Nonetheless, the experience of reading lovely reviews about oneself is highly rewarding and I recommend you have some people do it for you at once.

Thanks for all you do to support the blog.


p.s. I am reading Naomi Wolf's Vagina: A New Biography (Amazon ranking: #14,456) which is completely changing my vaginal worldview.  And yes, I did just write that I have a vaginal worldview. Will report anon.

p.p.s. While looking up the link for the Vagina book, I happened to see a link for a book called The Haunted Vagina (ranking #654,820). And yes, OF COURSE I fucking well did click over to see what it was about and came upon this description, which I will leave you with today:

It's difficult to love a woman whose vagina is a gateway to the world of the dead...

Steve is madly in love with his eccentric girlfriend, Stacy. Unfortunately, their sex life has been suffering as of late, because Steve is worried about the odd noises that have been coming from Stacy's pubic region. She says that her vagina is haunted. She doesn't think it's that big of a deal. Steve, on the other hand, completely disagrees.

When a living corpse climbs out of her during an awkward night of sex, Stacy learns that her vagina is actually a doorway to another world. 

(photo source) 


Unknown said...

The Haunted Vagina sounds well beyond bizarre.

I'm currently boycotting the whole Blog on Kindle thing. Not because I don't love your blog but because I'm still peeved that they won't publish Canadian blogs.

in bed with married women said...

SEE? 4 other people immediately Facebook liked this post. And they ALWAYS do. Who are these mysterious likers????

in bed with married women said...

My Half-Assed Life: Really? How could they possibly care? Must be a tax thing, some typical Canadian "being fair" thing that they can't abide by. Viva Canada, for what it's worth.

caitlingrace said...

Facebook liked your blog just to freak you out LOL and you are welcome.

in bed with married women said...

Caitlin, thanks, then.

Can't Keep--actually, it's not parasites in there, it's Fig, "an oddly attractive" woman. Who perhaps should have shelled out a bit more for more spacious acommodations.

Anonymous said...

Did you happen to see some of his other titles? Satan Burger.....Razor Wire Pubic Hair...Baby Jesus Butt Plug. I'm thinking he would not be impressed by the Pushcart Prize?

in bed with married women said...

Anonymous--thanks to you, I now have "baby jesus butt plug" still in my search box. yes, I think this dude is more, i don't know, ambitious, real, more serious (in a way) writer than the typical "Bred by (fill in name of evil beast" author. I am interested in reading him, but will order online so as not to have to ask the dear librarian at the corner the whereabouts of "the haunted vagina."

AVY said...

I'll need to get myself a vagina worldview.

How about following each other? Let me know on my blog!