Do you love
Twilight? I mean, really really really love Twilight? I mean, love it so much that if you could sort of have sex with the movie, you totally would? Well, my friend, you are in luck! A kindly reader from California (using a variant on the standard reader mail introduction of "saw this weird-ass sexual thing and thought of you!") drew my attention to
The Ten Most Baffling Twilight Products on
Salon.com. Included are "Twilight" condoms, a gay porn film
"Twinklight" and an Edward
"manllow", which is half man/half pillow. Click "read more" below if you want to, uh, read more.
