Tuesday, March 8, 2016
Yes, I am rich in sexy items and wanted to share some with you, in some sort of fucked up way of saying Thank You.
So, like Eminem, I'm Cleanin' Out My Closet, but finding sex toys instead of psychological damage. (Oh, there's plenty of that back there, too. I'm not completely deluded. Just didn't seem like that fun of a prize.)
Here's what I have for you today. (For the record, I don't get any kickbacks or anything for these, I just like sex and am super thrifty--a delightful combination. I can't stand that these would be going unenjoyed, like lonely little residents of the Island of Misfit Sex Toys.)
1. Autoblow 2
2. Slaphappy Bendable Couples Vibe
3. Wicked Awaken
A "stimulating clitoral massaging gel." It's vegan, and herbaly, is created "to heighten sensitivity and enhance libido." That sounds good, yes?
4. Fill Me In: Adult Colouring
I actually have more stuff: a "jumbo" butt plug, a vintage issue of Hustler and such, but I grow weary with you now.
Let me know what you want* and we'll get this started, motherfuckers.
*Contest Rules: Tell me which one(s) you want, in the comments below or via email at email@example.com. I'll pick a random winner for each thing. I'll even ship that $%#@ to your door at my expense. And I won't even be a child and write what's inside in huge letters on the outside of the box. Deadline is March 18.
In return, perhaps you could do a solid for the blog:
--Like the IBWMW Facebook page or like a post or two there.
--Follow on Twitter.
--Share a post, this contest, or tell someone about the blog.
--Mention the blog in your prayer group.
--Fantasize about the blog during a private moment.