Tuesday, March 19, 2013

Six-Word Sexual Memoir Contest Winner

Six: A little review might be in order
The Six-Word Sexual Memoir Contest spawned over 50 entries and the unsettling knowledge that some among us are not the brightest of pennies. Said duller pennies include the more than one person who submitted a Six-Word story that was more like six-ish words, and me for not only not catching the 5 and 7 word entries, but sending them out into the world via Twitter and Facebook. (I mentally put the person who sent in a 4 word story into an even lower category because, dude, that's not even close.) Thank you to the sharp-eyed Stacey and Andy, now respectively the new IBWMW Minister and Deputy Minister of Word Countery.

The winner of the purportedly very charming Butterfly Bliss vibrator (courtesy of Good Vibrations) is:  Samantha.

The Butterfly Bliss and friend
Yes, I know I said I'd choose randomly because I'm not gonna judge art, blah blah blah, but here's Samantha's entry:

He is broken; I am frustrated.

So yes, obviously Samantha must win. But there were a ton (equivalent to 47 pounds, metrically) of great entries. Here are some of my favorites, but do go back and check out the original post if you want to see them all. 

Ophelia said...
Silent success, as dorm mate snored

Sandra Davies said...
Ignorance, insufficient imagination: inescapable, lifelong tedium.

Lizzies Valentine said...
precocious preteen found jewish erotica: eureka!

not exactly "Saint" Michael said...
Lonely, awkward. Learned women, happy now.

Anonymous said...
More often than not: my hand.

Yinna said...
After 30 seconds: "OH!...shit. Sorry"

Anonymous said...
involuntary virgin until marriage, always horny.

MySS said...
Good loving gone bad, New lover

Christina said...
Twenties, eh. Thirties, oh! Forties, YEA!

Just a girl said...
Multi-orgasmic. Need I say more?

tineke said...
Nice warm-up, too short, almost came :-(

lgettings said...
Experimentation nearly kills me. Lesson learned!

Stacey Shelton said...
Boys or girls?? I chose both.

Indolent said...
Too shy for reality; reads erotica.

Highly sexual woman said...
I am a slut. Love it!

Dicky Carter said...
No orgasm again, she buys dildo.

Wendy said...
Babies first, then bliss: Second marriages!

L said...
olfactory susceptibility drives brief inadvisable affairs.

fitzlurker said...
One spouse; too many other women.

Anonymous said....
Fake my orgasms, even when alone.

Anonymous said...
Online dating too frustrating. Home masturbating.


xoxox
jill

p.s. If you see one above with a non-six amount of words, please be my guest, and dub yourself an Honorary IBWMW Minister of Word Countery. Any sea captain can help you fill out the proper forms.



10 comments:

jill hamilton said...

Whoops, hey Samantha, send your mailing address to me at jillhamilton001@gmail.com and I'll get your prize mailed to you at once.

fitzlurker said...

Honorable mention! Yay me!

Anonymous said...

YESSSS!!!! 2 Honorable Mentions...that show how pathetic my sex life is ;)

jill hamilton said...

fitzlurker--yay you indeed!

anonymous-- from pathos comes Art. but look, all the trauma of the bad sex life wasn't for naught! it all led to this, two prizeless honorable mentions which.... actually that doesn't seem like a fair trade at all. I wish for you immediate sex life improvement. Huzzah!

Indolent said...

Haha, an honorable mention! And so the path to fame and fortune begins. Or, er, not. (I need to actually publish something first for this to be effective advertising, don't I...)

Vanessa D said...

Every six word description I could think of was just too damn depressing to type.

in bed with married women said...

Indolent, let's make it Honorable Mention PLUS. How's that?

Vanessa D, i hear you sister. but look, depressing won.

tineke said...

Yay, also got an honorable mention... Too bad it's a true story

Samantha said...

Thank you!!! Sent an email!

Christina said...

I, too, am very excited to see my memoir here. Hooray honorable mention!
Thank you!

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