Six: A little review might be in order |
The winner of the purportedly very charming Butterfly Bliss vibrator (courtesy of Good Vibrations) is: Samantha.
The Butterfly Bliss and friend |
He is broken; I am frustrated.
So yes, obviously Samantha must win. But there were a ton (equivalent to 47 pounds, metrically) of great entries. Here are some of my favorites, but do go back and check out the original post if you want to see them all.
Ophelia said...
Silent success, as dorm mate snored
Sandra Davies said...
Ignorance, insufficient imagination: inescapable, lifelong tedium.
Lizzies Valentine said...
precocious preteen found jewish erotica: eureka!
not exactly "Saint" Michael said...
Lonely, awkward. Learned women, happy now.
Anonymous said...
More often than not: my hand.
Yinna said...
After 30 seconds: "OH!...shit. Sorry"
Anonymous said...
involuntary virgin until marriage, always horny.
MySS said...
Good loving gone bad, New lover
Christina said...
Twenties, eh. Thirties, oh! Forties, YEA!
Just a girl said...
Multi-orgasmic. Need I say more?
tineke said...
Nice warm-up, too short, almost came :-(
lgettings said...
Experimentation nearly kills me. Lesson learned!
Stacey Shelton said...
Boys or girls?? I chose both.
Indolent said...
Too shy for reality; reads erotica.
Highly sexual woman said...
I am a slut. Love it!
Dicky Carter said...
No orgasm again, she buys dildo.
Wendy said...
Babies first, then bliss: Second marriages!
L said...
olfactory susceptibility drives brief inadvisable affairs.
fitzlurker said...
One spouse; too many other women.
Anonymous said....
Fake my orgasms, even when alone.
Anonymous said...
Online dating too frustrating. Home masturbating.
xoxox
jill
p.s. If you see one above with a non-six amount of words, please be my guest, and dub yourself an Honorary IBWMW Minister of Word Countery. Any sea captain can help you fill out the proper forms.
10 comments:
Whoops, hey Samantha, send your mailing address to me at jillhamilton001@gmail.com and I'll get your prize mailed to you at once.
Honorable mention! Yay me!
YESSSS!!!! 2 Honorable Mentions...that show how pathetic my sex life is ;)
fitzlurker--yay you indeed!
anonymous-- from pathos comes Art. but look, all the trauma of the bad sex life wasn't for naught! it all led to this, two prizeless honorable mentions which.... actually that doesn't seem like a fair trade at all. I wish for you immediate sex life improvement. Huzzah!
Haha, an honorable mention! And so the path to fame and fortune begins. Or, er, not. (I need to actually publish something first for this to be effective advertising, don't I...)
Every six word description I could think of was just too damn depressing to type.
Indolent, let's make it Honorable Mention PLUS. How's that?
Vanessa D, i hear you sister. but look, depressing won.
Yay, also got an honorable mention... Too bad it's a true story
Thank you!!! Sent an email!
I, too, am very excited to see my memoir here. Hooray honorable mention!
Thank you!
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