Thursday, September 22, 2011

New Contest, But I'm Going to Make You Work for It

Instead of waking up early and briskly typing out the lovely essay on science, crushes and obsession as I'd planned, I instead chose to hit the Motrin PM last night and watch multiple episodes of "Breaking Bad." I have not learned my lesson and would make the same decision again, but consequently, in place of the hard-hitting, life-changing reportage that you expect around here, I'm forced to offer you the (much less brain power required) gift of Earthly Pleasure.

To wit, this, the Pocket Rocket vibrator* from wholly delightful sex toy company, Good Vibrations:

You know you want me...
To win it, simply be the person to gather the MOST new fans to In Bed With Married Women by next Tuesday, Sept. 27. "Fans" can either be:
--Followers of the blog via Google Reader (see follow button in right column)
--People who "like" the In Bed With Married Women Facebook page 
--E-mail subscribers (see Feedburner form in right column)
--New Twitter followers (@Jill_Hamilton)

Bonus point opportunities!: 
--A shout out and link to In Bed With Married Women on your blog counts counts as five fans.
--A link to the blog or a particular post counts on your Facebook page counts as five fans.
--A FF or RT on Twitter counts as five fans. 

You can either have your recruitees tell me you sent them OR let me know how many you suckered in via comments below or an e-mail. Again, deadline is Tuesday.

* Disclosure:  I once owned one of these pocket rockets and it, combined with this ridiculous looking bunny sleeve thing, was so good, I actually had to throw it away. I loved it too much. It was also the inspiration for the post How to have a G-Spot Orgasm. So, what I'm saying is, well, the %$%& is good. Maybe too good.

Good luck...

[photo:  Undervannsakt (Slow Water) by Raymond Mosken, source]


Betty Fokker said...

I win a BOOK and now you offer this?

You hate me, don't you?

in bed with married women said...

P.S. So far the contest leader has only wrangled two new fans. Thus, according to my calculations...wait a minute...let me enter this into the adding machine...carry the 7....

okay, here: According to my calculations, if you get 3 (three) fans, you will be the contest's frontrunner.

Mongo, At The Moment said...

I've always thought these IBWMW contests were spectacular, based solely on what the prize would do for the winner: Several years' worth of orgasms tends to beat the free subscription to Newsweek.

If the Universe operates in one's favor in proportion to the amount of joy and good feelings you inspire in others... well, karmically, I'm guessing you must be on the same level as the Dali Lama.

in bed with married women said...

And Mongo, I am going to give you three points for fine ass-kissery, which I always appreciate.

Jill Hamilton said...

okay, contest is closed. winner is ms. t. johnson of berkley, mich. in other news, ms. johnson will not be taking calls for the foreseeable future.