Thursday, July 21, 2022

My Real Life Leo Grande Situation

This guy was not actually present
Hey friends, I'm the "middle aged woman" in this HuffPo article "I'm a middle-aged woman. This is what happened when I got a happy ending massage." Yay?

If you're feeling it, give it some clicks and some shares/love/whatever you've got. I need a little antidote to the anonymous trolls who use moments from the One Precious Life to comment stuff like, "This is an angry old woman."  Hey man, I'm an angry MIDDLE-AGED woman.

I'm extra grateful to my delightful editor Emily McCombs (previously of xojane!) who let me keep the chess joke in when I said I was kinda married to it. (Because OBVIOUSLY sex stories need more chess jokes.) "I understand," she said. "We've all been swept away by a good chess joke. 



PS if you want to tell me what you thought about "Good Luck to You, Leo Grande," I'd hear that too.


Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm sure there is a Good Luck To You, Aries Acadia out there for guys. Happy as I am in this my 4th marriage I don't think I would turn her down.

Andy said...

Since the chess joke was “bishop to e5” and it was immediately after the introduction of the butt plug, I’m now thinking that a bishop chess piece does in fact look kind of like a butt plug (or vice versa) and I guess that means that “e5” now means “anus.”

Jill Hamilton said...

Andy and now I'm thinking that as well. Thanks for that.

Anonymous said...

Loved the article! I'm just surprised that there is no hint of the real company name (YRU?)since I presume they gave you a session gratis because they want to promote their business?
I"m in San Diego and would really like to go!

Jill Hamilton said...

Hi Anon, write to me at jillhamilton001 (at) gmail (dot) com and I'll tell you how to contact. I didn't list their name bc I wanted to be able to speak frankly.