Thursday, July 21, 2022

My Real Life Leo Grande Situation

This guy was not actually present
Hey friends, I'm the "middle aged woman" in this HuffPo article "I'm a middle-aged woman. This is what happened when I got a happy ending massage." Yay?

If you're feeling it, give it some clicks and some shares/love/whatever you've got. I need a little antidote to the anonymous trolls who use moments from the One Precious Life to comment stuff like, "This is an angry old woman."  Hey man, I'm an angry MIDDLE-AGED woman.

I'm extra grateful to my delightful editor Emily McCombs (previously of xojane!) who let me keep the chess joke in when I said I was kinda married to it. (Because OBVIOUSLY sex stories need more chess jokes.) "I understand," she said. "We've all been swept away by a good chess joke. 

xoxo

jill

PS if you want to tell me what you thought about "Good Luck to You, Leo Grande," I'd hear that too.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey, I'm sure there is a Good Luck To You, Aries Acadia out there for guys. Happy as I am in this my 4th marriage I don't think I would turn her down.

Andy said...

Since the chess joke was “bishop to e5” and it was immediately after the introduction of the butt plug, I’m now thinking that a bishop chess piece does in fact look kind of like a butt plug (or vice versa) and I guess that means that “e5” now means “anus.”

Jill Hamilton said...

Andy and now I'm thinking that as well. Thanks for that.