Monday, May 11, 2015
Her blog is smart, sexy and real and I admire Erica in all kinds of ways, not the least of which is that her Twitter handle is @OhGodErica. (Is there really any better sequence of words than "Oh God (insert your name here)"? But, you know, with your actual name instead of "insert your name here.")
If you haven't been over to her blog, do so at once. But first, have a lot at Erica's "My 7 Most Erotic Experiences," take a shower, then head over after you look presentable.
Erotic: of, devoted to, or tending to arouse sexual love or desire.
I live on the tenth floor of a high-rise and my bedroom windows give me a wide view into the rooms of the surrounding apartment buildings. I love the feeling of sun on my skin so I tend to leave the blinds open while I get dressed in the morning. I’m a bit of an exhibitionist — shocker, I know! — so I also tend to leave the blinds open when I get undressed at night.
One evening I was traipsing around my bedroom in my lingerie looking at the neighboring building. Directly across from me was a man standing perfectly still at his window. Peering at me. There was too much distance between us to make out his face, but I could see his torso. It was shirtless, lean, and lovely. We stood like that for a bit, until a woman appeared behind him. He continued facing me and I felt a surge of warmth from my groin as I inhaled sharply. But the woman must have said something because he closed the blinds.
I stood there, irked that my erotic Rear Window fantasy had been cruelly yanked from under me. Ever since I’ve moved into the high rise, I’ve hoped to catch a glimpse of a couple in flagrante delicto.
And I’ve hoped that the man in that couple would watch me watch him.
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Last Sunday morning I laid in bed sipping hot coffee and gazing out my sun-streaked bedroom window. I remembered the moment with the man across the street and wondered if he would ever indulge my voyeuristic inclinations. It was a such a brief snapshot in time, but one with a visceral pop in my erotic memory.
As I made my way to the bottom of my coffee mug, I thought about what makes some sexual experiences sexier than others. Sometimes it’s the level of emotional intimacy. Sometimes it’s the degree of novelty and risk. And sometimes it’s just an exquisite blend of pheromones: a profound chemistry with someone who, at first glance, might not even be someone you would normally choose to be with.
So before it was time to drag myself out of bed and dive into my weekend to-do pile, I decided to play a game with myself. I let my mind drift back over my sexual history and pick the first seven erotic memories that materialized — and that still left a palpable charge.
One summer afternoon when I was nine years old, I was doing underwater somersaults in a friend’s pool. When I came up for air, I saw my friend’s older sister french-kissing her boyfriend. They were kissing beautifully, passionately, oblivious to the gawking string-bean treading water nearby. I heard moans and murmurs. I knew I was witnessing something private, and I should turn away, but I was mesmerized. Whatever they were doing, I wanted it. Maybe not now, but someday.
That make-out session was soulful, and blazingly erotic. It is etched into my arousal template, a visceral blueprint for passion.
The Erotic Kiss
I grew up in a university town. Every year at graduation time, high school kids would wall-vault their way onto campus, cavorting with drunken graduates and alumni during a three-day long bacchanal. The summer I was sixteen, I was desperately in love with a 15-year-old Adonis. Rumored to have lost his virginity at 13, he was a star athlete and a bad boy. Every girl wanted him. We had had an ongoing flirtation, and that balmy night, buoyed by beer and hash, we drifted from the pack. We stood in the middle of the quad, wondering where our friends had gone. I looked up to see him flashing that rogue smile as he drew me into him.
No one had ever kissed me like this. His lips and tongue moved expertly over mine, and I could feel his erection as he pushed his pelvis against me. Lurching footsteps and peals of laughter swirled around us as we melted into each other in a sensuous embrace that I hoped would never end. I wasn’t just aroused; I was transported. My body felt that it had merged with his. I had crossed over from garden-variety adolescent make-out sessions into an almost mystical realm of lust and tenderness.
We dated for a few weeks, but I wasn’t ready to surrender my virginity. He took his coke-can sized penis elsewhere, leaving me in a heartbroken heap.
The Unconsummated Flirtation
The year after I graduated from college, I worked as a junior PR flak at a boutique agency. It was a bitter cold winter night when I trudged through the snow to the company Christmas party, which was held at my boss’s brownstone. I was shivering when I arrived so I kept on my coat, a cape-like cascade of white Icelandic wool.
I stood at the beverage table ladeling hot cider into a plastic cup when I noticed a gaggle of women fluttering around a young man. He had shaggy brown hair and wore a suit jacket with the sleeves rolled up.
He leaned against the wall emanating sex appeal.
He turned his head and caught my eye, then walked over to where I was standing. He flipped his hair off his face and gave me a long, slow smile.
“That’s a beautiful coat,” he said, in a thick French accent. He ran his hands down my sleeve and a current of electricity shot up from my core.
“Do you speak French?” he asked.
“Un petit peu,” I answered, which was the extent of my French.
“How is the cider?” he asked. “It’s good,” I said. “Would you like some?”
“Yes,” he said, and reached for my cup. There was an electric spark as our fingers met. I felt that he was penetrating me as he held my gaze. He was the most overtly sensual man I had ever seen. Every pore on my body was throbbing when, unfortunately, my boss grabbed me by the shoulder to introduce me to a client.
My future husband held onto my cup. He must have seen the anguish in my eyes because he smiled and told me he would keep it until I returned.
Ten minutes later I zoomed back to the drink table. I looked all around the room. But he was gone. My body sagged. I wondered if I would ever see him again.
I never did, but I’ve never forgotten him either. It’s not often a man can bring you almost to orgasm just by touching the tips of your fingers.
The Sexual Awakening
Victor was my neighbor, the first man I slept with when I separated from my husband. Our marriages ended at the same time and we kept bumping into each other, at Starbucks, at the grocery store, on angst-ridden walks through the neighborhood, and then finally, in his bed.
The first time he took me from behind, I was standing with my palms pressed against the wall. I looked into the mirror above his dresser as he slowly rubbed his palm on my ass.
“Say it,” he growled.
“Spank me,” I heard myself groan, startling myself. How did I even know what to say? Who was this woman begging to have her ass smacked?
I cried out as his palm hit my flesh. It was an exquisite blend of pleasure and pain. With that first hard smack on my ass, decades of generic sex washed away.
Talk Dirty To Me
Mike was the first man I met on OkCupid. I didn’t feel attracted to him when we met, but his brazen sexual confidence changed that by the end of the first date. He was a fantastic writer, and we e-mailed eloquent fantasies to each other. One night, he took me to an improv performance in Hollywood. A few minutes in, he leaned over and whispered into my ear all the things he planned on doing to me later that evening.
I gasped as my body started to tingle. He kept talking to me throughout the show — I have no recollection what it was about — and by the time we left, the seat was damp underneath me. When we got back to his place, he made good on all of his promises.
There are men who dominate you by barking orders. And there are men who dominate you by quiet command. Jesse is one of those. He is still in my life, and is the man in latex in many of my photos.
We had sex for the first time in his living room. I was collapsed on his couch, ecstatically limp from his ministrations, when he stood up and slowly ripped open a condom wrapper. I lay there in my blue bra, long divested of my thong, and gazed at him adoringly. A man with sexual prowess turns me into a 50s housewife in no time flat.
He glanced up at me, and spoke just three words, his calm voice gravelly from years of cigarettes.
“Turn around, Erica.”
Instantly, I slid to the floor on my knees, then turned to face the couch. I could hear him padding across the carpet towards me.
“Put your head down,” he said.
I placed my forehead on the couch as he kneeled behind me. He shoved my thighs apart and placed my feet together. I needed no coaxing to step into my submissive persona. It had been inside me, perhaps always. Jesse just summoned it that day.
The Erotic Kiss Redux
Joost was a silver-haired start-up guy, one of the smartest men I’ve ever met. He was also one of the most imperious, and I never felt completely comfortable with him. Except in bed. We had an explosive sexual chemistry that left me craving him between dates.
He’d just returned from a business trip abroad where he was extracting cash from various luminaries, when I stepped through his front door to greet him. He gasped as he saw me. His normal veneer of arrogance was gone. Never have I seen a man gaze at me with such desire and smitten-ness; he looked like a love-struck teenager.
He lurched for me and I fell into his arms. He kissed me with a hunger both lust-filled and surprisingly sweet. We stumbled across the floor, gasping, limbs tangled. There was only one other time a kiss had been this erotic — on that balmy summer evening when I was 16 and under the spell of my 15-year-old Adonis.
* * *
In the two years since my post-divorce, midlife sexual awakening, I have collected enough erotic memories that my years of tepid sex are all but forgotten. I am so grateful that my libido and sexual persona are no longer constricted by the shame that made me feel unentitled to claim my sexuality. I am grateful for the partners who have accompanied me on my journey, and who have given me more experiences to cherish than I can count.
And you? What is the first erotic memory that pops into your head? Don’t think too hard, just tell me.
See? I told you.
(photo: A Sexy Woman of a Certain Age.)