Tuesday, July 5, 2016

Real Sex Lives: Madame Beatrice, "My husband is my submissive pet."

This rerun of a Real Sex lives story came up in my feed and re-struck my fancy, or whatever it is they're calling it these days. (Note: do not call any body part "my fancy.".) If you dig this, check out our other Real Sex stories where people tell the truth about their sex lives.

xoxo
jill

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"You are a delight, and I love your blog - we often read it together," writes Madame Beatrice, the "we" including her submissive husband, Heath. Heath "identifies as bisexual and loves to cross dress. He's not yet been with a man, but loves his 'training,' thus far, with my Tantus RealDoe." (It's a big ol' real looking dildo--175.09 bucks worth of strapless cock that comes with this disclaimer: "Don't worry! Your new family member will Not arrive in a truck with 'Dildo Delivery' painted on the side." Which, in a way, is too bad.)

Anyway, this new story a bit more porny than I normally run--I prefer more big picture kinds of things--but I kinda had to run for it for the first sentence alone. Even though I consider myself-reasonably open-minded, I took the first sentence of her story literally and thought "WHAT. THE. FUCK." immediately picturing some poor cat or dog, unsuspecting ass in the air.

I recently took my pet's anal virginity.
I put him on his back, and told him to wait with his legs in the air.
I put on my leather harness, and attached the 7.5 inch dildo that almost perfectly matches my skin tone.
I walked back to the bed, and drenched my cock in lube, then started stroking it.
Fuck, but it felt amazing to stand there, looking down at his tight little asshole, and stroke my cock.
I stroked with the head of it right at his asshole, and told him he didn't really deserve to be fucked. Maybe I should just stroke myself and tease him.
He whimpered. He flat out begged to be fucked.
So I did.
I slid my cock into him in one motion, and I know it hurt. I watched him stretch around me, and I watched his eyes roll into the back of his head. I grabbed the Ovo ring and put it around his head, securing it under the glans. Vibration and penetration at the same time.
Once I started pumping into him, I couldn't stop. I loved watching the veiny rubber sliding in and out.
I've never felt as powerful and turned on as I did while fucking him.
I left so many marks.
I bit, I slapped, I grabbed and dug my fingers into his thighs, ass, and calves.
Nothing existed except my cock and his ass.
My abs were sore, but I just kept going.
I fucked him for almost a half-hour, straight, without stopping.
I don't know how I didn't break him in half.
I ordered him to cum. I told him that he was going to squirt like a good little slut with my cock inside him.
It took less than ten seconds before his navel was pooled with thick, hot cum.
I was shaking. I felt like I was the one who'd just cum all over his belly.
When I pulled out of him, he shook. He collapsed. He nearly fell off the bed.
And once he was cleaned up, he curled into the bed and into my breasts and fell asleep. Out like a light. Completely spent.

So there you go. Someone else's business delivered straight to your screen. And we are done for the day. If you are feeling the pull to share your Real Sex Story, write that motherfucker down and send it on in to:  jillhamilton001@gmail.com.

xoxo
jill

(The Velvet Underground, Venus in Furs, 1967, via You Tube)

5 comments:

in bed with married women said...

what's up with you all lately? You're commenting on FB and privately but not here. Is something screwy w/ comments here are you just not feeling commenty? Uncharacteristic, my friends. I miss you!

Anonymous said...

As always, dear Jill, your column is amazing. I read Beatrice's story and I have to admit it was a turn-on. As a married man, I read this tale and noted that sometimes when I read it, I identify with the wife and sometimes with her pet.
THis is probably odd, but then I recall that Freud supposedly said something about the Irish not being succeptible to analysis or somesuch. Well, there you are!

in bed with married women said...

Anonymous, thank you for taking the damn time to comment! And as long as you're not identifying w/ the (house) pet fucker, you're probably ok.

Anonymous said...

My GF and I have recently introduced pegging to our sexual repertoire (pegging meet coitus, coitus, pegging. And over there we have cunnilingus, bondage, spanking...) Specifically, I was the one who was proactive in making this happen. I picked up on her interest in mutal anal play and took it another step. My own orgasms are intense because of the physical stimulation, but I really get off on how it transforms her into a wanton teenage boy and makes her appreciate just what a guy has to do physically. Now that she is hooked, I have introduced her to the notion that she needs to be the one to initiate and to seduce me. We are having a lot of fun with this.

Anonymous said...

Beautiful

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