In Bed With Married Women

U up? "Happy New Tears!" texted my old friend in what turned out to be an oddly prescient typo.  On New Year's Eve, I think we...

Your ass here UPDATE (9/25/21)  All of the stuff is gone. I sold a box of the leftover stuff on Craigslist to some random dude. We made the ...

Not the actual Bernie Sanders I recently saw Bernie Sanders speak in Glendale, California, and damn, that man is sharp as a tack. Not only c...

I can show you the world [I just updated this with new stuff, as of 10/27/20. So you have seen this, but only sorta.]   As the writer o...

Well, the packages of sex toys are traveling around the country to find their forever orifices, and some are already nestled in someone...

As I've mentioned here --and okay here too--I get a lot of sex toys and there are only so many I personally can have sex with. (I...

it's a metaphor So this whole sex toy fairy godmother thing* has been pretty rewarding, as such things go. My most recent benefic...

Your situation may vary Hey there gorgeous. Lots to cover, so let's just get to it. Sex toys up the whatever: So my stash of sex ...

I can show you the world Due to my inability to say no to free things, I have amassed an embarrassingly large collection of brand new s...

I was dog sitting at a friend's house recently and--to make a short story shorter--I found their dog chewing up my favorite vibrator. ...

Photo by Jimmy Detroit "Your kisses are as wicked as an F-16/and you fuck like a volcano and you're everything to me, " ...