tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post8202218821092769988..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: Bad Erotica All Over The Damn Place, Plus a Contest!Jill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger9125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-60512734090662725832016-01-26T13:52:43.606-08:002016-01-26T13:52:43.606-08:00Mongo, D., Lunabelle, various Anonymous writers: ...Mongo, D., Lunabelle, various Anonymous writers: For the record, man, these are good. thank you!!!!in bed with married womenhttp://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-26422572652208383652016-01-21T22:21:18.983-08:002016-01-21T22:21:18.983-08:00I jammed myself into a corner, suggesting erotic g...I jammed myself into a corner, suggesting erotic graphic novels ought to be considered -- but I do art of my own and have opinions about what art is good, or bad; naturally, all opinions are mine, blah buh buh buh, et al.<br /><br />The 'Seven Least Appealing Objects Of Desire' set the bar for what constitutes Good, Bad, and semi-cheesy erotica (Why the editor, uh, 'spiked' this work is beyond me; it's good). Even so: There's a universe of it out there -- and with visual erotica, there's that extra dimension of potential cheesy along with the text. Not hard to believe there's more of it out there to review than you can shake a stick-like rubber sex toy at.<br /><br />Graphic erotica falls into the same traps as mentioned in The Seven Objects: thin plot lines, minimal scripts; 1.5-dimensional characters. All the women are toned, shaved, approach model-levels of physical beauty, and have no visible labia. The men have six-pack abs, dicks transplanted from ponies, and are multiorgasmic -- usually with enough come to drench a woman, or immobilize a small animal. The women are initially frightened but discover they are Pansexual Goddesses who really <b>do</b> want to be dominated ("Yes, Master"); the men are the dominators ("You are a true slut"); and blah buh buh buh et al. <br /><br />The truly bad I discarded, leaving the Sublime, the Good, and the Cheesy -- and to make the cheese stand out in relief, we need to know where the top of the graphic novel erotica pyramid actually is. <br /><br />My opinion: Milo Manara and Erich von Gotha are at the pinnacle (both with too many titles to list); others are 'Baldazzini'(his 'Casa Howhard' series is a hoot); Gibrat's 'Pinoccina' is visually breathtaking, as are Antonio Segura's adventures. <br /><br />Reed Waller and Kate Worley's 'Omaha The Cat Dancer' series is a classic -- so are Greg Panovich's "Hanna and Juli" comics (both feature cartoon animals with <i>Big Sex!</i>). Take a look at the A to Z listings on http://www.zizki.com for work by most of them, and others.<br /><br />...and it was while going through the site that I stumbled into <i>Wifey's Forbidden Fantasies</i> (http://zizki.com/wifey), Volumes 1-4, based around a woman, Wifey, who wants to fulfill... forbidden fantasies ("...It's time for your face-glazing"). It seems to be written and illustrated by a wife and her husband; it's a little sad. I give it a Cheese factor of 7.5 .<br /><br />Then, there was was Noe's "Convent Of Hell" (http://zizki.com/ignacio-noe-barreiro/convent-of-hell), which has belzebub appearing (who keeps saying, "Heh Heh Heh," a lot, and "Rarf!" as he pops the nuns). The sisters in the remote convent are hot 'n bothered, mostly for each other, insatiable, able to kill with a blow job -- and are finally defeated by <i>the Pope's commandos</i>. I give it a Campy Cheese factor of 7.9 (the art isn't bad).<br /><br />Finally, Scoring a 9.8 on the Cheese factor is 'Preston', and his unforgettable <i>Captive Slave Cunts</i> (http://zizki.com/preston/captive-slave-cunts). Preston doesn't take a full 'Cheese 10' because their style has a few (and very few) things going for it.<br /><br />Enjoy!Mongo, At The Momenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00973606827337262084noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-57790959039631181872016-01-20T17:08:18.581-08:002016-01-20T17:08:18.581-08:00Thank you for your writing, and for helping us all...Thank you for your writing, and for helping us all expand our thoughts and horizons (so to speak).<br /><br />I probably didn't spend enough time looking, but this one seems odd enough to me.<br /><br />A fellow wrote from the perspective of Erica Jong's zipper. Some of my favorite lines (that can induce headaches) include:<br /><br />"The dream, I dreamt a dream, the dream I always dreamed of dreaming and then suddenly I was asleep and dreaming it."<br /><br />"Suddenly, only fractions of a millimeter separated me from the pussy that was connected to the mind that guided the fingers that wrote the words."<br /> <br />"Once she didn't wear any panties and I nuzzled against her delicate lips as her curly hair slipped around me, tangling in my teeth."<br /><br />https://www.literotica.com/s/zipless<br /><br />Thank you again for your writing. Dnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-71242443593232195222016-01-18T23:12:46.577-08:002016-01-18T23:12:46.577-08:00Dear God, you are finally back! What took you so l...Dear God, you are finally back! What took you so long?? I'm like an addict, craving for your funny, dirty jokes that always create a stir in my mind and make me realize things I didn't now about myself (your James Deen post was an eye opener).<br />Anyway, thank you.<br />As for the erotica my suggestion is Alan Moore's Neonomicon, in which a lovely but brave FBI agent (the girl) is lovely raped by an ancient lizard-like monster (Nyarlathotep). It sort of reminds me when I fuck my tattoo-covered boyfriend, although of course I don't tell him about it. Its like being taken by an alien. Love it. (for the record, he's very sweet, no rapes here).<br />The plot thickens and she will be the mother of Cthulu... it is a great graphic story by the great Alan Moore.<br />Anyway, I'm glad you are back.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-46694598535044056212016-01-18T08:51:19.438-08:002016-01-18T08:51:19.438-08:00http://behindthechintzcurtain.com/euphoff/
Here l...http://behindthechintzcurtain.com/euphoff/<br /><br />Here lies an assortment of intentionally hideous erotica, as penned by bloggers and authors trying to do their worst. I had to get good and drunk to write my contributions because my brain rebelled at the idea of producing such evil. Read at your own risk.<br />Lunabellehttp://ninjasexology.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-15723750378170532462016-01-17T11:28:10.496-08:002016-01-17T11:28:10.496-08:00First off: you are so funny!
OK. Secondly, I did...First off: you are so funny!<br /><br />OK. Secondly, I didn't think of this as erotica at first because I was looking for reviews of a certain skin care product that I had ordered but the company's fulfillment operation really sucks and it has yet to arrive, so thinking maybe I have been scammed I began googling around. Anyway, apropos of this, this article popped up and the more I thought about it... well...<br /><br />"I Tried to Wax My Own Bikini Line — And It Was a Disaster"<br /><br />http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/beauty/anti-aging/a36436/diy-bikini-wax-disaster/<br /><br />It sorta borders on BDSM. Also, the writer mentions she and her mom looking for "a good blowout." Code, right? And it ends with an exhibitionist fantasy about flashing before strangers.<br /><br />I've been daydreaming of getting a dildo for my girlfriend but am not sure what her reaction would be. But if one just kind of showed up in the mail, I could claim to know nothing about it but "maybe we should just try it out, sweetheart! What do you say?"<br /><br />Oh, yea, best of all it appears in Good Housekeeping. Who knew that housekeeping also entailed keeping one's bikini line neat and trimmed?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-90123912513209173882016-01-16T17:39:50.794-08:002016-01-16T17:39:50.794-08:00It's not THE worst, but I'm getting a guil...It's not THE worst, but I'm getting a guilty pleasure (and some sadness) from reading Labyrinth sequel erotic fanfiction at the moment. More or less the shared plot no matter the storyline: Sarah is in college, or an adult in the working world and Jareth the Goblin King attempts to challenge her in new and exciting ways. Many have a bdsm angle to them. <br /><br />I'd never admit this in real life. <br /><br />You know, no other actor or personality could get away with that artichoke hair and tights and not be a laughingstock. Only Bowie could own that. sigh. <br /><br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-12469387800265169552016-01-16T17:02:10.391-08:002016-01-16T17:02:10.391-08:00Mongo--but of course!Mongo--but of course!Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-80911132890180413352016-01-16T16:56:07.684-08:002016-01-16T16:56:07.684-08:00.. and welcome back. Is graphic (as in the graphic..... and welcome back. Is graphic (as in the graphic-novel/comics variety) erotica considered in The Contest? Mongo, At The Momenthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00973606827337262084noreply@blogger.com