tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post8132419796792125470..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: Bikini Condom, You Never Had a ChanceJill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-20231577866493813362017-07-15T21:46:06.981-07:002017-07-15T21:46:06.981-07:00hilarious as always :) hilarious as always :) DrAndreahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07190908288799870871noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-44328161837410900882017-07-01T15:39:03.685-07:002017-07-01T15:39:03.685-07:00Buck yay!
Charles T-- great now i'm gonna have...Buck yay!<br />Charles T-- great now i'm gonna have to go on some sordid internet search. again. <br />jimmy--charles t. does. <br />Sandra--thanks! hooray!Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-70651379793666209272017-06-30T09:25:25.115-07:002017-06-30T09:25:25.115-07:00Charles T
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Who wears underwear when t...Charles T<br />-------------<br />Who wears underwear when they get a lapdance?Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07933386870111397800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-88475691996768682712017-06-29T15:30:01.528-07:002017-06-29T15:30:01.528-07:00Reminds me of the more recent invention, The Lap D...Reminds me of the more recent invention, The Lap Dance Underwear, dudes could wear to cum in their pants...er, yeahAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04703857589512590605noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-60811093965770030642017-06-29T14:56:27.784-07:002017-06-29T14:56:27.784-07:00Jill Gotta say, I love your writing. It's br...Jill Gotta say, I love your writing. It's bright, witty, readable and engaging. I would like to think (Of course I would) that we have a somewhat similar style...call it "smart-ass witty edge mostly devoid of malice". I'm finishing my first book (my third "final" edit) and on my best days I reach your level in my own way <br /><br />It's a pleasure reading your stuff. The friends that I most enjoy engaging with are the ones whose wit challenges me to keep up...seeing the world through someone elses eyes that offers a fresh view, written or said, in a wit that challenges is one of my very favorite things. Thanks, your writing does that for me.Bucknoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-44012053955171299232012-04-19T09:27:55.303-07:002012-04-19T09:27:55.303-07:00I'm a little late to the bikini condom party, ...I'm a little late to the bikini condom party, but I suppose in the year 2012 we all are. I'm confused. I have so many questions.<br /><br />1. It's a little unclear from the pictures; does it cover the front of the vulva like the little triangular part of ordinary bikini underwear? Or is it... like... Y-shaped?<br /><br />2. So, the tubal part is automatically inserted into the vagina upon "coitus." Where is the tube *before* coitus? Is it scrunched up like a bendy straw fresh from the package, then the penis stretches it out? When one re-uses it does it scrunch back up or is the tube all stretched out? Does the tube hang down (does it wobble to and fro) like an inside-out jacket sleeve? Sometimes when I shove my arm into my jacket sleeve and the sleeve isn't completely right-side-out my arm gets stuck. It seems an analogous problem might occur with the bikini condom?<br /><br />3. Is it one size fits all?<br /><br />To me the term "pouch" suggests something in which a baby marsupial might dwell, and that is truly the most positive connotation, and even then those pouches are only cute when they're in cartoon form. As alternatives I suggest "pussy pocket" "pocket protector <i>for her</i>" "underrubber" "safety knickers" or, if you continue with the marsupial pouch idea, "underoo's."Ciana Pullenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12332331424368617986noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-56989749054187322942012-04-12T08:39:23.242-07:002012-04-12T08:39:23.242-07:00I can picture the scene.
The one where instead of...I can picture the scene.<br /><br />The one where instead of a "post coital" cigarette you have to say "excuse me, I need to go and wash my vaginal pouch".<br /><br />And I wonder if in saying that you decrease your chances of pregnancy & STD's significantly, because I'm pretty sure on hearing those words most men would be out the door before there was a chance of round two.<br />Maybe that's the really how they worked.dirtycowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193492692357362402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-6817914712926316692012-04-09T07:38:35.848-07:002012-04-09T07:38:35.848-07:00The reusability factor really does give one pause....The reusability factor really does give one pause. And by "pause" I mean "nausea."Mandy_Fishhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05561598721266208665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-3815088197768565682012-04-07T14:23:02.313-07:002012-04-07T14:23:02.313-07:00The term pouch makes me think of a place where you...The term pouch makes me think of a place where you tuck away nibblets of food to save for later. So probably not a great term for a contraceptive...even if it were cute!Kimberly at Rubber Chicken Madnesshttp://www.rubberchickenmadness.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-43190827048470289272012-04-04T20:03:01.110-07:002012-04-04T20:03:01.110-07:00We've decided we're all through having kid...We've decided we're all through having kids, and have been talking about ways to prevent another person from hitch hiking in my uterus. The vasectomy is the #1 choice for one of us (guess who), but we hadn't considered the vaginal pouch! Thanks for this post; you've helped me decide to just get him a pair of pleated khakis.RobynHTVhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08491681502102208047noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-2615226989221365132012-04-04T15:30:01.755-07:002012-04-04T15:30:01.755-07:00And here's another potential problem with the ...And here's another potential problem with the bikini condom: since it is "automatically inserted into the vagina with coitus" that seems to eliminate any foreplay. It's like whammo! there it goes! Like one of those bad movie tricks where first it is here, then it is there, automatically inserted. Amazing!!<br /><br />And great idea to not include the pre-automatic insertion picture on the box. Hi, look at my cool latex granny underwear with this pouchy thing dangling. If that doesn't say automatically insert me, I don't know what does. And who gets to prep this cover girl for her picture, I wonder?The IBWMW Minister of Sciencenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-43821210585965357132012-04-04T08:35:30.961-07:002012-04-04T08:35:30.961-07:00I asked Sweet Babou if he wanted we should try the...I asked Sweet Babou if he wanted we should try them out. He asked, "With each other?"Betty Fokkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11270950344494895535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-894097621997788782012-04-04T07:13:55.257-07:002012-04-04T07:13:55.257-07:00Contraceptive Technology has a crossword puzzle? D...Contraceptive Technology has a crossword puzzle? Damn, I just get it for the centerfold. (Yeah, baby, check out that summary table of contraceptive efficacy. So hot!)Cagey-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336508567944952383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-56730939767371653982012-04-03T21:18:19.034-07:002012-04-03T21:18:19.034-07:00Gia--yeah maybe something catchier like VagPo. Or ...Gia--yeah maybe something catchier like VagPo. Or non-breathable pleasure tube. Or...right. I'll just stop<br /><br />Cv/d hmm nice detective work. Now thinking that 5 to<br />10 vagueness might be part of the problem. How do you know which one you got? I mean it's contraception/std prevention--you'd want to be pretty fucking sure about it. Using it 8 times if yours was only working<br />For 7 times--not good.Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-3252967638647341862012-04-03T16:50:01.296-07:002012-04-03T16:50:01.296-07:00I don't know; they look more appealing than fe...I don't know; they look more appealing than female condoms.<br /><br />I wonder how much they cost... not because I plan to buy one, but because they claimed it can be used 5-10 times. Why would that be advertised? The only explanation I can come up with is that they were a bit pricier than the competition. I'm thinking that vaginal pouches are probably a bit like plastic, disposable spoons. Sure, you <i>can</i> reuse them, but why would anyone do that? Unless they were just that expensive to warrant being reused.cv/dhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12866760314325519753noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-68848648891262349392012-04-03T16:13:09.606-07:002012-04-03T16:13:09.606-07:00Ahhhhh vaginal pouch. Yep. That's definitely w...Ahhhhh vaginal pouch. Yep. That's definitely why they didn't take off. ICK.Giahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.com