tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post558035072071714081..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: A Contest: What Word Makes You Cringe?Jill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger31125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-12767743383291489572012-08-28T15:34:20.529-07:002012-08-28T15:34:20.529-07:00wow....a whole new insight into those cringy words...wow....a whole new insight into those cringy words....being from oz there are some very colourful words and i have a bunch that are funny and others which just dont sit right..you work out what they are, some are easy others not so easy...fer instance<br />groan gravy<br />shaft...i hate that word<br />glans...yeah medical term but it makes me think of glandular fever<br />dirty sanchez...i dunno whether its the act or the word here<br />Spaj or spoodge...ickAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-66006245474606279092012-08-27T14:33:09.720-07:002012-08-27T14:33:09.720-07:00Thanks everyone who brought their hideous little w...Thanks everyone who brought their hideous little words out of hiding. <br /><br />If you didn't see this: <br />http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com/2012/08/cli-tor-islavoris-clit-orisleviticus.html<br /><br />the winner was one Grovermommy, and not one of you is allowed to call her win "amazeballs."in bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-81979573679577752132012-08-27T00:22:44.142-07:002012-08-27T00:22:44.142-07:00Secretion, without a doubt. I had no idea how much...Secretion, without a doubt. I had no idea how much it bothered be until very recently.<br /><br />Thats because with all the news coverage of the whole idiocy of Todd Akin I have been hearing it so much. Every time I hear a news person say a related quote (from Stephen Freind I think) saying women "secrete a certain secretion to kill sperm" (when raped), not only does the word make me just cringe like I am having a seizure but the stupidity behind the comment makes me angry.<br /><br />Part of it is I whenever I hear secretion I think infection, specifically Pus. Fluids, excretions, perspiration, discharge, all no problem, but you say Secretion around me and you can see a big ol "Ick" expression on my face.<br /><br />Secretions, blah.FauxCathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16857815259967271626noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-16077359770178918542012-08-26T20:20:23.981-07:002012-08-26T20:20:23.981-07:00I can't deal with "on my period," ev...I can't deal with "on my period," ever since a friend in high school pointed out that yeah, if you're using a pad, you literally ARE sitting on your fucking period, and AHH TOO VIVID. TOO VIVID.<br /><br />Give me "menstruate" any day!Unknownhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11493873284611348577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-61899045858765598022012-08-26T18:21:10.791-07:002012-08-26T18:21:10.791-07:00Let's see...I call it jizz because truthfully....Let's see...I call it jizz because truthfully..it is ..so let's see..I don't like the word cunt but lately find it a bit sultry..so that leaves me with ..hmmm...I so find all words rather funny..fun..and erotic at times... Word that makes me go eeww...anal fisting ... It just hurts to say it ... Tinanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-60954361502868614062012-08-26T15:15:08.030-07:002012-08-26T15:15:08.030-07:00Dildo, dildo, dildo. Ick. It just never sounds app...Dildo, dildo, dildo. Ick. It just never sounds appealing.Taranoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-69898993876195045752012-08-26T13:18:56.921-07:002012-08-26T13:18:56.921-07:00I can't say 'labia'. Just..can't. ...I can't say 'labia'. Just..can't. <br /><br />Labia. Yeuch. Empress Nymphohttps://twitter.com/WomanWithNeedsnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-27312584460562638982012-08-26T09:29:45.813-07:002012-08-26T09:29:45.813-07:00"Ladyparts." What an ignorant word to d..."Ladyparts." What an ignorant word to describe the most wonderful area of a woman.Jon Koenigsberghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04647796306789484050noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-32914939258679949662012-08-26T01:49:07.597-07:002012-08-26T01:49:07.597-07:00A lot of these ARE terrible. Penetrate, cunnilingu...A lot of these ARE terrible. Penetrate, cunnilingus, menstruate, moist....aggghh! They make your mouth do weird things!<br /> What completely grosses me out though is "jizz" and "splooge." I can not say them out loud. And I never will! Never! Thank the gods I haven't heard these in real life conversations, just in writing. Theanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-78975889526443145872012-08-25T20:10:11.138-07:002012-08-25T20:10:11.138-07:00funny how "misty" doesn't like Moist...funny how "misty" doesn't like Moist, sensing a torrid jealousy over the level of humidity there??<br />I never felt right about the noun ejaculate, but "cunt" is useful if the woman is into really dirty talk, or wants to be made to feel slutty in order to do the dirty things she really likes... lets her off the hook when venturing beyond "decent social limits" whatever that means. I personally miss dirty talk, but queef is my ick-factor wordAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-51633884370254359502012-08-25T17:12:33.005-07:002012-08-25T17:12:33.005-07:00Thank GOD the phrase "on my period" deve...Thank GOD the phrase "on my period" developed, because I have always hated the word "menstruate", when my Mom first taught me that word, I was about 8 or 9 years old and I swear I thought at 8 years old that she had to be kidding. Menstruate, it sounds like a disease.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08515262711271699253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-81147372450776541342012-08-25T16:36:47.868-07:002012-08-25T16:36:47.868-07:00it's been the same word since high school. som...it's been the same word since high school. some band of cruel boys found out and would scream it at the top of their lungs whenever they would see me in the hallway:<br />panties.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-12214002869980990582012-08-25T09:44:44.637-07:002012-08-25T09:44:44.637-07:00"Moist" and "conundrum" are pr..."Moist" and "conundrum" are pretty much tied for first place. Ugh!Yirakanoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-2808039478970121092012-08-25T08:25:03.124-07:002012-08-25T08:25:03.124-07:00And sorry to have used vagina so many times, peopl...And sorry to have used vagina so many times, people who hate it.Philomelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-65006663541696877432012-08-25T08:24:01.796-07:002012-08-25T08:24:01.796-07:00I guess it's not a word, but I hate the phrase...I guess it's not a word, but I hate the phrase "hairy vagina." It always makes me picture this nightmare image of daddy long legs-esque hair peeping out of an actual vagina. Now I know that what people mean is actually "hairy vulva," but because I was actually raised with an accurate understanding of female anatomy, my automatic interpretation is what the phrase actually means.Philomelnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-62381326704367684542012-08-25T06:23:20.357-07:002012-08-25T06:23:20.357-07:00"Boobies". Not only can I not say the wo..."Boobies". Not only can I not say the word and keep a straight face, it feels like a word for six-year-olds not adults to use. "Boobs" isn't much better. Give me "breasts" any day. Wait, that didn't come out right ... ;-)the clever onenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-61479378790055009042012-08-25T05:38:15.768-07:002012-08-25T05:38:15.768-07:00I have had this discussion many times with friends...I have had this discussion many times with friends, and nothing can dissuade me from believing that vagina is the worst word in the world. I'm not a big fan of pudendum either. But vagina? The worst. As far as phrases, <i>laugh out loud</i> is my winner. Are you really laughing out loud? Didn't think so.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-25523642826003409622012-08-25T01:20:26.179-07:002012-08-25T01:20:26.179-07:00I'm up there (or is it really 'down there&...I'm up there (or is it really 'down there') with Jen C on the whole 'cunnilingus' issue. I can't say or spell it (thank you spell check). Doesn't help that my husband thinks he's hilarious with the whole "he was a cunning linguist" joke. I mean really? Is that really funny? Good lord. Thank god for apathy or that man's arse would be long gone with jokes like that.Michelle Rogerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16472120868084570461noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-17956548217821271252012-08-24T17:53:04.742-07:002012-08-24T17:53:04.742-07:00"Menstruate"
I have to say it often beca..."Menstruate"<br />I have to say it often because I teach anatomy and you the reproductive system ain't the same without it. But it sounds like a)something only men would do or b)something that might happen as a result of a "legitimate rape" or c) an adjective describing a manly appearance, ie. "His menstruate jaw line impressed me and I acquiesced to his offer of a cocktail." <br />Come to think about it, I don't much care for "cocktail" either. But surprisingly, that word doesn't relate to anatomy at all.grovermommynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-90417877075571093512012-08-24T17:13:13.693-07:002012-08-24T17:13:13.693-07:00It's hard to hate "cunt" when you ha...It's hard to hate "cunt" when you have a British roommate, even one who's lost much of her accent and doesn't use it frequently. It just sounds so much better with the hint of cross-ocean tonality.<br /><br />I think I'll have to go with "weiner". I also despise terms like "vajayjay" and "hojima", but "weiner" gets the vote here because it's an actual word. Just because I start thinking like a twelve-year-old when sex comes up doesn't mean I have to talk like one.Spiffy McBangnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-57186781922347510932012-08-24T17:11:56.957-07:002012-08-24T17:11:56.957-07:00Moist it just doesnt sound right when talking abou...Moist it just doesnt sound right when talking about normal things. It seems too perverse. Mistynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-86853592106578673072012-08-24T16:20:24.182-07:002012-08-24T16:20:24.182-07:00I can't say "fat". I know, it seems ...I can't say "fat". I know, it seems fairly innocuous, especially with all the word-reclamation and fat-acceptance movements I've seen on Tumblr lately. I can use it to describe body tissue. It's not a bad word. It doesn't have a bad history. It's not even a bad thing to be, really. But I don't want to be the one to describe someone who isn't comfortable with their body that way. I wince, I stutter, and I resort to "heavy" when it is absolutely necessary to describe someone.Katherinenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-16303835929026643792012-08-24T15:57:52.005-07:002012-08-24T15:57:52.005-07:00Volvo. I mean vulva, no Volvo. It's all just s...Volvo. I mean vulva, no Volvo. It's all just so confusing and I dont want to get it wrong :)Frankhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09827992517155869274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-38045076148513609232012-08-24T14:58:55.657-07:002012-08-24T14:58:55.657-07:00Girth. I hate the way it sounds, the way it looks...Girth. I hate the way it sounds, the way it looks, and the way it gets my mind in the gutter every time.Amynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-83519333216594670042012-08-24T14:52:10.733-07:002012-08-24T14:52:10.733-07:00the word i can't stand to say and in fact I wi...the word i can't stand to say and in fact I will never say it is "awesome". "awesomeness" is even worse and while we are on the subject can we please get rid of "amazeballs" from the English language at once?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com