tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post4266054654575525697..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: I've Got Your Damn Contest Right Here, Buddy. Write Some Bad Erotic Haiku, Win a Manly, Manly PrizeJill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-20427164626160964982012-02-25T19:06:58.753-08:002012-02-25T19:06:58.753-08:00It had been so long
Your fingers find a way inside...It had been so long<br />Your fingers find a way inside me<br />Curling, moaning, the sound of moisture arousing<br />Feeling the contractions as the orgasmic flood begins<br />Shit ... literallyIBWMW Minister of ITnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-57905212321005700422012-02-25T18:05:36.423-08:002012-02-25T18:05:36.423-08:00ugh, i'm sorry. postponing the fabulous drawin...ugh, i'm sorry. postponing the fabulous drawing until tomorrow, sunday. winner announced then. ps you are all complete geniuses. i can't stand how good these are.in bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-39099605143684863752012-02-25T09:05:53.502-08:002012-02-25T09:05:53.502-08:00I like to make her cum
She often has multiples
A c...I like to make her cum<br />She often has multiples<br />A cock ring? Why not.Darin Schererhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01504071506308763168noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-69345372147255784122012-02-25T05:06:11.179-08:002012-02-25T05:06:11.179-08:00Throbbing bobbing cock
Could it be even better?
Ye...Throbbing bobbing cock<br />Could it be even better?<br />Yes, now it vibrates!Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04807410189983092576noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-91357605849131033562012-02-24T17:02:26.467-08:002012-02-24T17:02:26.467-08:00Soft flesh covered steel,
Unleash thy fountains of...Soft flesh covered steel,<br />Unleash thy fountains of spunk<br />Oh, mighty cockstand!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-13737770035078566672012-02-24T15:33:47.188-08:002012-02-24T15:33:47.188-08:00To go down on you
to savor your creaminess
Ack! Wa...To go down on you<br />to savor your creaminess<br />Ack! Was that a pube?jenerositynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-3213040947956368492012-02-24T14:27:29.313-08:002012-02-24T14:27:29.313-08:00And here's one from Chaffyn via email that eve...And here's one from Chaffyn via email that even came with accompanying art work that I can't figure out how to show you:<br /><br />A wet frog shivers<br />Secretive lotus stirs<br />This dream after the stormin bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-46270236865480710152012-02-24T14:24:40.071-08:002012-02-24T14:24:40.071-08:00Here's a note via email from Sherri:
Sweet je...Here's a note via email from Sherri:<br /><br />Sweet jeebus that prize looks scary. Somehow I think my dude would look at that the same way I look at dead things my cat brings me, aww sweet but you really, really shouldn't have, but any excuse to write a bad erotic haiku...I once spent a month writing a traffic haiku a day during my commute. I have slightly smutty haikus on my fridge made with magnetic poetry. Anyways that's way too much info and possibly setting up an expectation that this one won't suck, but explains why sending this is necessary.<br /><br />Hands cuffed, on the floor<br />Whipped and bruised used like a whore<br />Shit, where are the keys?<br /><br />Definitely not fridge appropriate.<br /><br />Have a great day! I wouldn't feel too bad about the spatula, they're really reliable and useful.in bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-72555711191124756842012-02-24T10:24:32.888-08:002012-02-24T10:24:32.888-08:00Licking top to bottom/
getting you hard in my mout...Licking top to bottom/<br />getting you hard in my mouth/<br />having fun with youMidgenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-84262684328408264662012-02-24T10:23:36.816-08:002012-02-24T10:23:36.816-08:00This comment has been removed by the author.Tinachickyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04500189879266676273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-21502535444902167732012-02-24T08:31:19.122-08:002012-02-24T08:31:19.122-08:00that last one from twitter is genius.that last one from twitter is genius.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17083166767266042830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-4849194294599846622012-02-24T08:31:08.375-08:002012-02-24T08:31:08.375-08:00that last one from twitter is genius.that last one from twitter is genius.mjshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17083166767266042830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-23692578252251558012012-02-24T08:24:14.723-08:002012-02-24T08:24:14.723-08:00This just in via Twitter, and please know that so ...This just in via Twitter, and please know that so bad is it, that I could scarcely bring myself to cut and paste it:<br /><br />Pussy stays open nights/like a moon on hot wet summer/tampon string, teeth, bracesin bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-69877442998804662482012-02-23T20:47:11.698-08:002012-02-23T20:47:11.698-08:00Good God ... I've been out Haiku-ed.Good God ... I've been out Haiku-ed.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-81213134658951742122012-02-23T19:47:22.947-08:002012-02-23T19:47:22.947-08:00These are amazing so far. I can't resist the t...These are amazing so far. I can't resist the temptation of bad erotic haiku, either.<br /><br />Buzzing adornment<br />Gazing at female anus<br />This must be heaven<br /><br />Sorry, I thought there was a way to login with twitter.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-53119408055898259752012-02-23T18:56:34.428-08:002012-02-23T18:56:34.428-08:00Give It To Me, Baby - or - Prostate Poetry
Whispe...Give It To Me, Baby - or - Prostate Poetry<br /><br />Whispering wine thoughts,<br />excitement, lube, and hands like<br />The Truckasaurus.Malnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-17083915240080833942012-02-23T18:35:25.712-08:002012-02-23T18:35:25.712-08:00A Whole Nude World (<-- See what I did there?):...A Whole Nude World (<-- See what I did there?):<br /><br />One too many drinks<br />Finger slips; wrong hole; it's new<br />It felt kinda good<br /><br /><br />Based on a true story. <br /><br /><br />Aaand his birthday's next Thursday... Haven't bought him a gift yet... Wonder what I could possibly get him...Can't keep anything to myselfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-69447736233940517102012-02-23T17:04:46.667-08:002012-02-23T17:04:46.667-08:00No pregnancy here,
I'd guess from the presence...No pregnancy here,<br />I'd guess from the presence of<br />all this santorum.Cagey-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336508567944952383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-48161179860269901822012-02-23T17:00:49.097-08:002012-02-23T17:00:49.097-08:00Moans mean satisfied,
right? I am never certain.
W...Moans mean satisfied,<br />right? I am never certain.<br />Was that the right hole?<br /><br />(I'm not actually entering, since I won your last contest. But I can't pass up the chance to write bad erotic haiku.)Cagey-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336508567944952383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-24547225384009178622012-02-23T16:18:41.543-08:002012-02-23T16:18:41.543-08:00fiercely thrusting shaft
you have bitten through y...fiercely thrusting shaft<br />you have bitten through your tongue<br />must you always cry?Billnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-67247547192061155452012-02-23T15:38:47.529-08:002012-02-23T15:38:47.529-08:00I am a subscriber ... but it is under my mundane n...I am a subscriber ... but it is under my mundane name. <br /><br />Here is my haiku:<br /><br />Lovely is his cock/<br />with a new vibrating ring/<br />for my orgasm/<br /><br />It kinda brings a tear to my eye, it is such a beautiful poem.Betty Fokkernoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-35069918454029456172012-02-23T14:52:10.382-08:002012-02-23T14:52:10.382-08:00hmmm...a haiku. I call it "Using a cock ring ...hmmm...a haiku. I call it "Using a cock ring with Boyfriend" <br /><br />How does it go on?<br />WHOOPS that looks pretty painful<br />I'll go get the iceGiahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10026292498250130247noreply@blogger.com