tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post2062145542311890424..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: Subtitle My Book (aka What The Hell Is It I Do?)Jill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-78304039834634717822018-02-02T20:07:32.977-08:002018-02-02T20:07:32.977-08:00I am so excited that you are writing a book! How i...I am so excited that you are writing a book! How is it going? I too like the original in-bed-with-married-women title, but pithy titles are definitely not my forte.<br /><br />I think the common theme is exploring sexuality to define our humanity. Through all the kinky and the disgusting and the wonderful and the emotional, sifting through the complications of our hormones and evolution and personal histories and psychology to figure out what is going on with this primal and potentially wonderous thing called SEX.<br /><br />I love essays too, hence reading blogs. Another option could be expanding / combining into chapters? That's the thing I am vaguely aiming to do, but you are more inclined to actually write stuff than I am. :)<br /><br />Anywho, that's my belated two-cents worth. XAnne Harthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05796284078187565277noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-13522322451359800302017-12-03T05:28:27.253-08:002017-12-03T05:28:27.253-08:00It’s Not the Size of This Book That Matters...It’s Not the Size of This Book That Matters...Briannoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-68244588602887180942017-11-14T07:51:29.489-08:002017-11-14T07:51:29.489-08:00Jill,
What you do is examine long term, committed...Jill,<br /><br />What you do is examine long term, committed relationships and ask why they become boring. Why do once passionate partners drift apart? You challenge those in long term, stale relationships to rediscover their significant other and consider trying to rekindle the flame. Naturally, the most common response to such a suggestions is, "Why bother?" This is when comedy is helpful in facing the tragedy of sexless, romance-less, uncaring, "room mate" relationships. You are doing the important work of trying to bring joy back into hopeless lives with levity. It is an approach that removes the tension and venom in some relationships, giving the partners encouragement to swallow their pride, examine their opposing positions and give reconciliation another try.<br />I think "Hysterical" is an excellent title. That title captures the tragedy and the comedy of hopeless long term relationships in one word. I think you should go with it.Tom Medskerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06053268396874715475noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-23439822593529202332017-11-14T04:40:32.100-08:002017-11-14T04:40:32.100-08:00Hey Jill, can you please email me at shawnclark713...Hey Jill, can you please email me at shawnclark713@gmail.com for a blogging opportunity?<br />Waiting!Shawn Clarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11117185678014110588noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-84843427688689864272017-11-11T15:10:42.957-08:002017-11-11T15:10:42.957-08:00Hey Bernadette--I don't know which Julie you&#...Hey Bernadette--I don't know which Julie you're talking about but i love all of the Julies. And take me to bed w/ you seems interesting.<br /><br />Timmich65--MUKWTF mother u kinda want to fuck<br /><br />so far I'm thinking on the lines of, or at least around the lines of:<br />In Bed With a Married Woman: The Book That Hops Into Bed Staring Rudely and Taking Notes<br />Hysterical: How My Search History Became A Ravaged Mess and Other Job Hazards of Sex Writing<br />Hysterical: How I Accidentally Became an Anal Bleaching Expert*<br />*It's complicated <br />Fuck This: Things People Have Sex With That Aren't Other People and Other Field Notes. <br />Hysterical: The Book that Knows Where You Hide the Sex Toys*<br />*Night stand drawer, possibly under the bed. <br />My friends' husband said "Mother, Fucker," which is genius but I think I don't have the stones to go w/ that<br /> <br /><br />Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-56822263287186084552017-11-11T12:47:40.055-08:002017-11-11T12:47:40.055-08:00-the Musings of a self-avowed MILF
-the Making of ...-the Musings of a self-avowed MILF<br />-the Making of a MILF<br />-the Dawning of a/my sexual Awakening/Awareness<br />-a personal reflection on human sexuality in the 21st CenturyTimmich65noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-78039929854887449152017-11-09T21:55:45.528-08:002017-11-09T21:55:45.528-08:00I want that subtitle to be all kinds of innuendos ...I want that subtitle to be all kinds of innuendos and double-entendres and sexy words. <br />Hysterical: Putting the fine point on the tight niche of women’s sexuality.<br />Hysterical: Take me to bed with you.<br />Hysterical: The consummate in-depth probe of women’s sexuality.<br /><br />I was going to say the same thing about David Sedaris as my friend did above.<br />Bernadette, Friend of Julie :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-29839668554937521052017-11-08T16:17:25.372-08:002017-11-08T16:17:25.372-08:00Thanks T. xo I love essay collections. And yeah...Thanks T. xo I love essay collections. And yeah, I don't understand the essay difficulty--they're my very favorite kind of thing to read. Always have been. Although there was a period where i dug Archie comics and Mad magazine more, but still. Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-24052916621012361342017-11-08T13:16:49.971-08:002017-11-08T13:16:49.971-08:00First off we need to get you one of those online -... First off we need to get you one of those online -easy-mail-order degrees. <br />Second step: Then we go with something like this: "Hysterical: DR. Hamilton finds love and sex in Married America"<br />This gives you the Gravitas of the "Doctor" title (people LOVe this approach: look @ Dr. phil) <br />WE get to Use the word "America" which is catnip in todays jingo-istic twitter-world.<br />Thirdly the word "Married" gets you into the females' deep desire to find happiness as part of a married couple, thus denying the old adage that "marriage is the end of sex".<br />Now Jill women will say I am cynical but I love your column and want nothin g more than you to be as successful and rich as can be. LOve your column and I will buy your book<br />T.<br />PS you may need a new publisher. Not a week goes by that a new book of short stories isn't raved about in the NYT-Online. Hello david Sedaris.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-40854100570789848332017-11-07T22:47:08.015-08:002017-11-07T22:47:08.015-08:00Amber W. Sutres? I dig it.
Jim,--thank you. my...Amber W. Sutres? I dig it.<br /><br />Jim,--thank you. my daughter and I were just talking about the rhythm of writing and comedy and we both hear it in beats like you're saying. <br /><br />Emma--fuck. I called the PO and since it's to Sweden, they didn't give me a tracking number. they did give me a customs number which i'll send to you via email if that helps from your end. they said it left the country on the 17 of Oct. I'd say give it another couple weeks and if nothing comes, I'll send you something else to make up for it. in the meantime, listen for buzzing noises coming from your shifty neighbors' houses.<br /><br />Anonymous--pithy!<br /><br />Jennifer M--I like the idea of ranting.<br /><br />Lydia--you are the second person to say that. maybe you're right and it's there under my nose. thank you. Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-39666178068657214762017-11-07T21:55:57.025-08:002017-11-07T21:55:57.025-08:00Why not just go with "in bed with married wom...Why not just go with "in bed with married women". That's what brought me to your site. I think it would catch the eye of a browsing book store customer.Lydia Fluitthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12298857672415508487noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-45477949700126706402017-11-07T12:42:40.284-08:002017-11-07T12:42:40.284-08:00Omg "Hysterical: From Taboos to Toys and othe...Omg "Hysterical: From Taboos to Toys and other rantings (in bed)"Jennifer Mnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-35705619179679526102017-11-07T10:23:55.844-08:002017-11-07T10:23:55.844-08:00Going Off & Getting OffGoing Off & Getting OffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-1452611144467358972017-11-07T02:02:09.270-08:002017-11-07T02:02:09.270-08:00Hysterical: A brief history of online smut
Hyster...Hysterical: A brief history of online smut<br /><br />Hysterical: Reach serendipity through online sluttiness<br /><br />(from Emma in Sweden. Still no embarrassing package, do you have a tracking number)Emmahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09339889741435962255noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-84058627701989272542017-11-07T00:12:51.088-08:002017-11-07T00:12:51.088-08:00Here's a title that I like:
A Married Woman...Here's a title that I like:<br />A Married Woman's Hysterical Guide to Twenty-first Century Sex (where taboos have become toys) <br /><br />Probably still needs work.<br />Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261120917316805622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-59054946475836415332017-11-06T23:28:52.657-08:002017-11-06T23:28:52.657-08:00First thought:
"The Hysterical Rantings of a ...First thought:<br />"The Hysterical Rantings of a Married Woman's Obsession with All Things Sexual"<br />But ... I don't like the rhythm of the syllables. It's 1-3-2-1-1-2-2-3-1-1-1-3<br /><br />I think the word "Married" needs to be in the title, but without it there's a nice rhythm:<br />"The Hysterical Rantings of a Woman's Obsession with All Things Sexual"<br />The rhythm is 1-3-2-1-1-2-3-1-1-1-1 ... the pattern that feels good is the 132-11-231.<br /><br />I like the words "Rantings" and "Obsession." Rantings is a playful way to say this is a collection of text/essays. Obsession is a sexy word - Calvin Kline probably paid someone a fortune to name that cologne.<br /><br />I'll keep working on it.Jimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18261120917316805622noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-76605541404634673252017-11-06T22:27:04.442-08:002017-11-06T22:27:04.442-08:00Hysterical: From Funny Boners to Kama SuturesHysterical: From Funny Boners to Kama SuturesAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00324423642715912745noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-51876444001641176892017-11-06T18:57:02.077-08:002017-11-06T18:57:02.077-08:00fitz! are the comments acting wonky?? and hmmm i ...fitz! are the comments acting wonky?? and hmmm i DO so like the word humours. <br /><br />ProfFingers--you know that one dude who does all the narration on movie trailers? i can so here him saying yours like that. actually from now on, i'm gonna read all of them in that voice. and thanks! Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-69304192569700371452017-11-06T18:41:55.641-08:002017-11-06T18:41:55.641-08:00Hysterical: Some lessons can only be learned in be...Hysterical: Some lessons can only be learned in bed with married women.ProfFingershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14029452528141454885noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-33378995428875946322017-11-06T17:52:48.283-08:002017-11-06T17:52:48.283-08:00Hysterical: How lazy doctors and the female orgasm...Hysterical: How lazy doctors and the female orgasm led to the invention of the internet. <br /><br />Hysterical: Humor and humours and the stories that tie then together.Fitzlurkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06858033950926482725noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-65058075381466292952017-11-06T17:50:34.345-08:002017-11-06T17:50:34.345-08:00I've tried like three times... grr. I've tried like three times... grr.Fitzlurkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06858033950926482725noreply@blogger.com