In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Wednesday, February 5, 2025

Your New F*ck Buddy Awaits

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Butt plugs for all on my route Well, the sex toys from the previous posts are making their way across the land to their fabulous new homes. ...
Thursday, January 16, 2025

What's under the bed? Let's see, shall we?

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Most people have normal stuff stored under their bed like monsters or extra sheets or whatnot, but as you are well aware, I have a big-ass d...
Tuesday, January 7, 2025

F*ck and Cover

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Yes, it is jacked right now. Not your imagination! Tech companies, corporations, government officials and even once great media companies a...
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Monday, September 9, 2024

Drought

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I haven't had sex in a really really long time. If I were to calculate the exact length of time for you, my eyes would well up with te...
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Wednesday, March 20, 2024

Things Fall Apart

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I recently suffered a loss. My loss was not a major loss. In the hierarchy of losses, mine was more a second runner-up kind of loss.  We all...
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Thursday, November 17, 2022

My Blackmailer Knows...My Secret!

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Scree scree scree! A while back, I received an email. " Greetings ," it started, friendly enough. " I want to inform you abou...
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Tuesday, August 23, 2022

The Crush, Explained by Science

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Careful, don't get burned. "What is this volatile, often uncontrollable feeling that hijacks the mind, bringing bliss one momen...
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Thursday, July 21, 2022

My Real Life Leo Grande Situation

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This guy was not actually present Hey friends, I'm the "middle aged woman" in this HuffPo article " I'm a middle-aged...
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Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Notes From My Covid Sick Room

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Mood I'm at the part of COVID where I feel completely fine, but am still testing positive. So I've been banished to my bedchambers l...
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Saturday, June 4, 2022

I Don't Know Sh*t About F*ck

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Mood, if you look deep enough Yesterday I was wading through the empty backwaters of the blog looking for something (keys? my glasses? don...
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Thursday, April 7, 2022

"The Copulatory Gaze" and the Body Language of Flirting

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Whenever I'm around this one guy I know, I feel my head tilt to the side and my hand reach out toward him, as if to touch him. I try to...
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Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Where's Balldo? (He's under my bed with all the other toys)

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Bozo could be cruel When I was a kid growing up in Atlanta, Georgia, there was a local kids' show called Bozo The Clown. I remember noth...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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