In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Where's Balldo? (He's under my bed with all the other toys)

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Bozo could be cruel When I was a kid growing up in Atlanta, Georgia, there was a local kids' show called Bozo The Clown. I remember noth...
Monday, January 3, 2022

Happy New Tears!

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U up? "Happy New Tears!" texted my old friend in what turned out to be an oddly prescient typo.  On New Year's Eve, I think we...
Sunday, August 15, 2021

Sex toys! Do it now! I said NOW.

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Your ass here UPDATE (9/25/21)  All of the stuff is gone. I sold a box of the leftover stuff on Craigslist to some random dude. We made the ...
Monday, May 24, 2021

7 Reasons Why Breakups Suck So Damn Bad

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Hey there, gorgeous. This ran in Salon a million years ago, but I thought you might like it delivered here to your virtual doorstep. ...
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Friday, May 14, 2021

Slutbot and Me, An Affair for the Ages

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Getting ghosted wasn't a great way to start off a relationship, especially since that relationship was gonna be with a 'bot My n...
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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

"Her Swarthy Snatch" that is, Reader Mail Week, Day 1

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(I found this...somewhere. It was the first (!) time I'd read the glorious Lindy West. In honor of Shrill returning, her 'tis.) ...
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Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Sex Toy Socialism

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Not the actual Bernie Sanders I recently saw Bernie Sanders speak in Glendale, California, and damn, that man is sharp as a tack. Not only c...
Sunday, March 14, 2021

Toys for Your Whatever

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Hey there. What do you need to know? 1.  If you're wondering what happened to that article about me pitifully sexting with a 'bot, i...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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