In Bed With Married Women

U up? "Happy New Tears!" texted my old friend in what turned out to be an oddly prescient typo.  On New Year's Eve, I think we...

Your ass here UPDATE (9/25/21)  All of the stuff is gone. I sold a box of the leftover stuff on Craigslist to some random dude. We made the ...

Hey there, gorgeous. This ran in Salon a million years ago, but I thought you might like it delivered here to your virtual doorstep. ...

Getting ghosted wasn't a great way to start off a relationship, especially since that relationship was gonna be with a 'bot My n...

(I found this...somewhere. It was the first (!) time I'd read the glorious Lindy West. In honor of Shrill returning, her 'tis.) ...

Not the actual Bernie Sanders I recently saw Bernie Sanders speak in Glendale, California, and damn, that man is sharp as a tack. Not only c...

Hey there. What do you need to know? 1.  If you're wondering what happened to that article about me pitifully sexting with a 'bot, i...

It's all in your head, really The sex machine arrived at my doorstep in a large, blessedly unmarked box. Inside was The Motorbunny ...

In your FACE, #101 Hello friend,  Re-upping 'cause I got some new stuff that you might need to fuck.--2/3/21 Let's see.  In Bed With...