In Bed With Married Women

Hey there, gorgeous. This ran in Salon a million years ago, but I thought you might like it delivered here to your virtual doorstep. ...

Getting ghosted wasn't a great way to start off a relationship, especially since that relationship was gonna be with a 'bot My n...

(I found this...somewhere. It was the first (!) time I'd read the glorious Lindy West. In honor of Shrill returning, her 'tis.) ...

Not the actual Bernie Sanders I recently saw Bernie Sanders speak in Glendale, California, and damn, that man is sharp as a tack. Not only c...

Hey there. What do you need to know? 1.  If you're wondering what happened to that article about me pitifully sexting with a 'bot, i...

It's all in your head, really The sex machine arrived at my doorstep in a large, blessedly unmarked box. Inside was The Motorbunny ...

In your FACE, #101 Hello friend,  Re-upping 'cause I got some new stuff that you might need to fuck.--2/3/21 Let's see.  In Bed With...

I have a Very Special gift for you both. I was looking though the Amazon list of stuff y'all weirdos bought and someone ordered a cop...

I can show you the world [I just updated this with new stuff, as of 10/27/20. So you have seen this, but only sorta.]   As the writer o...

Well, the packages of sex toys are traveling around the country to find their forever orifices, and some are already nestled in someone...

One of the sexiest things to me is the idea of being overcome by passion. Not romance novel-type emotional passion, but physical passion--...

photo by the unlinkable Lenore Holloway A few months ago, I spent an entire week watching porn for a magazine article . Perhaps it was t...