In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Tuesday, March 23, 2021

Sex Toy Socialism

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Not the actual Bernie Sanders I recently saw Bernie Sanders speak in Glendale, California, and damn, that man is sharp as a tack. Not only c...
Sunday, March 14, 2021

Toys for Your Whatever

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Hey there. What do you need to know? 1.  If you're wondering what happened to that article about me pitifully sexting with a 'bot, i...
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Wednesday, February 3, 2021

The Sex Machine

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It's all in your head, really The sex machine arrived at my doorstep in a large, blessedly unmarked box. Inside was The Motorbunny ...
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Sunday, December 20, 2020

I Want to Sex You Up

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In your FACE, #101 Hello friend,  Re-upping 'cause I got some new stuff that you might need to fuck.--2/3/21 Let's see.  In Bed With...
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Thursday, December 17, 2020

Santa Fetish, Big-Ass Labia, and Ancient Sex Advice

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I have a Very Special gift for you both. I was looking though the Amazon list of stuff y'all weirdos bought and someone ordered a cop...
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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Toys, Toys, Toys in the Cabinet, Redux

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I can show you the world [I just updated this with new stuff, as of 10/27/20. So you have seen this, but only sorta.]   As the writer o...
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Notes from whatever the hell today is

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Well, the packages of sex toys are traveling around the country to find their forever orifices, and some are already nestled in someone...
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Thursday, March 26, 2020

On Submission to Desire

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One of the sexiest things to me is the idea of being overcome by passion. Not romance novel-type emotional passion, but physical passion--...
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Friday, March 20, 2020

Parker Marx and Fucking Art

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photo by the unlinkable Lenore Holloway A few months ago, I spent an entire week watching porn for a magazine article . Perhaps it was t...
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Saturday, February 29, 2020

Sex Toy Fairy Godmother

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As I've mentioned here --and okay here too--I get a lot of sex toys and there are only so many I personally can have sex with. (I...
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Friday, February 7, 2020

Where Do Sex Toys Go to Die?

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Before:  Love, exciting and new. I recently tested a truly heinous “oral sex simulator” sex toy for a magazine. The contraption involve...
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Friday, January 10, 2020

The Death of Passion and What the Hell to Do About It, According to People Who Think About Such Things

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They have not worked on their Love Maps Note: this article ran first on AlterNet then on Salon . Only the (third) best for you, my fri...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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