In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Toys, Toys, Toys in the Cabinet, Redux

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I can show you the world [I just updated this with new stuff, as of 10/27/20. So you have seen this, but only sorta.]   As the writer o...
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Wednesday, June 24, 2020

Notes from whatever the hell today is

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Well, the packages of sex toys are traveling around the country to find their forever orifices, and some are already nestled in someone...
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Thursday, March 26, 2020

On Submission to Desire

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One of the sexiest things to me is the idea of being overcome by passion. Not romance novel-type emotional passion, but physical passion--...
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Friday, March 20, 2020

Parker Marx and Fucking Art

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photo by the unlinkable Lenore Holloway A few months ago, I spent an entire week watching porn for a magazine article . Perhaps it was t...
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Saturday, February 29, 2020

Sex Toy Fairy Godmother

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As I've mentioned here --and okay here too--I get a lot of sex toys and there are only so many I personally can have sex with. (I...
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Friday, February 7, 2020

Where Do Sex Toys Go to Die?

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Before:  Love, exciting and new. I recently tested a truly heinous “oral sex simulator” sex toy for a magazine. The contraption involve...
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Friday, January 10, 2020

The Death of Passion and What the Hell to Do About It, According to People Who Think About Such Things

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They have not worked on their Love Maps Note: this article ran first on AlterNet then on Salon . Only the (third) best for you, my fri...
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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Melissa: "A Different Way of Being Sexual"

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This conversation* started with reader Melissa telling me about a sex toy I'd sent her (the Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine G-spot vibe , i...
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Friday, September 20, 2019

Conversation With a Dom, Plus Help! Reader Needs Sexing Advice!

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I recently talked with a dominant, K .* He's pretty hardcore in that he would be happy to use an electro-stimulation wand on someo...
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Friday, August 30, 2019

New Contest, Old Contest and a Decent Argument Why You Should Put Something in Your Butt

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Actual O-Face From "O-Face" Even though I've been barely attentive to most of y'all (sorry!), I've been having s...
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019

A New Contest! (Because ERA Yes!)

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it's a metaphor So this whole sex toy fairy godmother thing* has been pretty rewarding, as such things go. My most recent benefic...
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Monday, July 8, 2019

Heart-Shaped Box

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I don't believe in illness as metaphor. Proponents like Louise Hay claim illnesses can be traced to some sort of unresolved psycholo...
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Thursday, June 27, 2019

Dinosaur Erotica, Literal Ants in Literal Pants and Other Seemingly Undesirable Objects of Desire

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(Yes this is a rerun, but I have two new things on the way including a contest so there's that. But for now you get this. Again.)  *...
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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Okay, ONE more thing about vaginas. Then I'm done. Possibly.

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I was recently dog sitting at a friend's house and, to my credit/surprise, I didn't swim naked in her pool , find her dog using my...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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