In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Friday, January 10, 2020

The Death of Passion and What the Hell to Do About It, According to People Who Think About Such Things

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They have not worked on their Love Maps Note: this article ran first on AlterNet then on Salon . Only the (third) best for you, my fri...
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Tuesday, October 15, 2019

Melissa: "A Different Way of Being Sexual"

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This conversation* started with reader Melissa telling me about a sex toy I'd sent her (the Satisfyer Yummy Sunshine G-spot vibe , i...
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Friday, September 20, 2019

Conversation With a Dom, Plus Help! Reader Needs Sexing Advice!

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I recently talked with a dominant, K .* He's pretty hardcore in that he would be happy to use an electro-stimulation wand on someo...
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Friday, August 30, 2019

New Contest, Old Contest and a Decent Argument Why You Should Put Something in Your Butt

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Actual O-Face From "O-Face" Even though I've been barely attentive to most of y'all (sorry!), I've been having s...
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019

A New Contest! (Because ERA Yes!)

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it's a metaphor So this whole sex toy fairy godmother thing* has been pretty rewarding, as such things go. My most recent benefic...
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Monday, July 8, 2019

Heart-Shaped Box

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I don't believe in illness as metaphor. Proponents like Louise Hay claim illnesses can be traced to some sort of unresolved psycholo...
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Thursday, June 27, 2019

Dinosaur Erotica, Literal Ants in Literal Pants and Other Seemingly Undesirable Objects of Desire

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(Yes this is a rerun, but I have two new things on the way including a contest so there's that. But for now you get this. Again.)  *...
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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Okay, ONE more thing about vaginas. Then I'm done. Possibly.

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I was recently dog sitting at a friend's house and, to my credit/surprise, I didn't swim naked in her pool , find her dog using my...
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Thursday, May 2, 2019

The Sex Toy Fairy redux, and reader books all over the damn place

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Your situation may vary Hey there gorgeous. Lots to cover, so let's just get to it. Sex toys up the whatever: So my stash of sex ...
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Monday, February 18, 2019

Sex Toys! Get Your Sex Toys!

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I can show you the world Due to my inability to say no to free things, I have amassed an embarrassingly large collection of brand new s...
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Saturday, December 15, 2018

RIP Critique My Dick Pic

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(Since Tumblr has made ridiculous new "anti-pornography" rules that make zero sense at all, I'm re-running this to memorial...
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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Overthinking the Magic Bra

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Sandra and I were shopping for bras in what is still called--in this day and age!-- the "Intimates" department when I saw it: th...
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Sunday, June 24, 2018

"Don't You Fucking Move," Letter from a Feminist Submissive

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Didn't I tell you not to strive for equality in the workplace? (Hey gorgeous, found this in the backwaters of the blog today and I ...
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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Reader's New Dude Has Too Much Stamina. What Should She Do?

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"Marjorie, hold all my calls. Gonna be a long night." One among us has a problem! Quick! Grab your rescue bag* and let's g...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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