In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Friday, August 30, 2019

New Contest, Old Contest and a Decent Argument Why You Should Put Something in Your Butt

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Actual O-Face From "O-Face" Even though I've been barely attentive to most of y'all (sorry!), I've been having s...
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Wednesday, July 31, 2019

A New Contest! (Because ERA Yes!)

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it's a metaphor So this whole sex toy fairy godmother thing* has been pretty rewarding, as such things go. My most recent benefic...
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Monday, July 8, 2019

Heart-Shaped Box

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I don't believe in illness as metaphor. Proponents like Louise Hay claim illnesses can be traced to some sort of unresolved psycholo...
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Thursday, June 27, 2019

Dinosaur Erotica, Literal Ants in Literal Pants and Other Seemingly Undesirable Objects of Desire

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(Yes this is a rerun, but I have two new things on the way including a contest so there's that. But for now you get this. Again.)  *...
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Wednesday, June 26, 2019

Okay, ONE more thing about vaginas. Then I'm done. Possibly.

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I was recently dog sitting at a friend's house and, to my credit/surprise, I didn't swim naked in her pool , find her dog using my...
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Thursday, May 2, 2019

The Sex Toy Fairy redux, and reader books all over the damn place

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Your situation may vary Hey there gorgeous. Lots to cover, so let's just get to it. Sex toys up the whatever: So my stash of sex ...
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Monday, February 18, 2019

Sex Toys! Get Your Sex Toys!

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I can show you the world Due to my inability to say no to free things, I have amassed an embarrassingly large collection of brand new s...
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Saturday, December 15, 2018

RIP Critique My Dick Pic

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(Since Tumblr has made ridiculous new "anti-pornography" rules that make zero sense at all, I'm re-running this to memorial...
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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Overthinking the Magic Bra

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Sandra and I were shopping for bras in what is still called--in this day and age!-- the "Intimates" department when I saw it: th...
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Sunday, June 24, 2018

"Don't You Fucking Move," Letter from a Feminist Submissive

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Didn't I tell you not to strive for equality in the workplace? (Hey gorgeous, found this in the backwaters of the blog today and I ...
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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Reader's New Dude Has Too Much Stamina. What Should She Do?

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"Marjorie, hold all my calls. Gonna be a long night." One among us has a problem! Quick! Grab your rescue bag* and let's g...
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Sedes Libidinus, if you know what I mean

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Name this body part. Go on, take a guess! That, my friends, is the full structure of the female clitoris*--including the extensive ...
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Monday, April 23, 2018

My New Dick

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My new dick arrived the other day. His given name is Buck and he was sent to me by Good Vibrations for a story on pegging. Buck ca...
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Monday, March 12, 2018

Why We Fuck

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I was sprawled across my bed, utterly wrecked, one morning many years ago. I'd just had amazing amazing phone sex with someone who...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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