In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Sunday, June 24, 2018

"Don't You Fucking Move," Letter from a Feminist Submissive

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Didn't I tell you not to strive for equality in the workplace? (Hey gorgeous, found this in the backwaters of the blog today and I ...
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Saturday, May 26, 2018

Reader's New Dude Has Too Much Stamina. What Should She Do?

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"Marjorie, hold all my calls. Gonna be a long night." One among us has a problem! Quick! Grab your rescue bag* and let's g...
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Sedes Libidinus, if you know what I mean

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Name this body part. Go on, take a guess! That, my friends, is the full structure of the female clitoris*--including the extensive ...
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Monday, April 23, 2018

My New Dick

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My new dick arrived the other day. His given name is Buck and he was sent to me by Good Vibrations for a story on pegging. Buck ca...
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Monday, March 12, 2018

Why We Fuck

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I was sprawled across my bed, utterly wrecked, one morning many years ago. I'd just had amazing amazing phone sex with someone who...
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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Want to read an interview with me?

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The interview process Want to see what I said last week? No? Well, if you change your mind, here it is. (And jeez, you could've at l...
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Friday, February 2, 2018

IKEA, Tentacles and Other Sexy Sexy Things

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[Hey! Look what I found from back when the blog and the rest of us were shiny and new, unaware of what would befall us. Yes, my friends,...
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Friday, January 12, 2018

Emma from Sweden Reports on Her Vibrator Because That's the Kind of Place This Is

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Someone who is not Emma If you must know, I was kinda pissed that Emma from Sweden didn't mention that she was from fucking Sweden...
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Sunday, December 31, 2017

What You Weirdos Bought on Amazon This Year

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super sexy, but plz consult footnote When I'm at the store, I'm a cart voyeur. I look at what other people bought and assess/jud...
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Friday, November 17, 2017

The Tipping Point

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You know how you throw a buck or two to the coffee lady? If you're feeling flush, pretend I'm the coffee lady, but with delicious...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

How Wanking It Created the Universe and Other Theories on Masturbation

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I am thinking of masturbation this morning. Not in the sense of putting it on today's "to do" list (although--what the hell-...
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Monday, November 6, 2017

Subtitle My Book (aka What The Hell Is It I Do?)

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MOOD Consulting the Oracle :  Hey, gorgeous. I need your good brain and/or mystical contacts. Here's why:  I've compiled the...
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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Female Orgasm and How Biology is a Jerk

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O, cruel biology This is a rerun.*  Do not be alarmed.  So I was going through your responses to the questions about clit-vag distance...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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