In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Saturday, May 26, 2018

Reader's New Dude Has Too Much Stamina. What Should She Do?

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"Marjorie, hold all my calls. Gonna be a long night." One among us has a problem! Quick! Grab your rescue bag* and let's g...
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Tuesday, May 15, 2018

Sedes Libidinus, if you know what I mean

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Name this body part. Go on, take a guess! That, my friends, is the full structure of the female clitoris*--including the extensive ...
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Monday, April 23, 2018

My New Dick

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My new dick arrived the other day. His given name is Buck and he was sent to me by Good Vibrations for a story on pegging. Buck ca...
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Monday, March 12, 2018

Why We Fuck

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I was sprawled across my bed, utterly wrecked, one morning many years ago. I'd just had amazing amazing phone sex with someone who...
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Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Want to read an interview with me?

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The interview process Want to see what I said last week? No? Well, if you change your mind, here it is. (And jeez, you could've at l...
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Friday, February 2, 2018

IKEA, Tentacles and Other Sexy Sexy Things

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[Hey! Look what I found from back when the blog and the rest of us were shiny and new, unaware of what would befall us. Yes, my friends,...
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Friday, January 12, 2018

Emma from Sweden Reports on Her Vibrator Because That's the Kind of Place This Is

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Someone who is not Emma If you must know, I was kinda pissed that Emma from Sweden didn't mention that she was from fucking Sweden...
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Sunday, December 31, 2017

What You Weirdos Bought on Amazon This Year

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super sexy, but plz consult footnote When I'm at the store, I'm a cart voyeur. I look at what other people bought and assess/jud...
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Friday, November 17, 2017

The Tipping Point

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You know how you throw a buck or two to the coffee lady? If you're feeling flush, pretend I'm the coffee lady, but with delicious...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

How Wanking It Created the Universe and Other Theories on Masturbation

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I am thinking of masturbation this morning. Not in the sense of putting it on today's "to do" list (although--what the hell-...
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Monday, November 6, 2017

Subtitle My Book (aka What The Hell Is It I Do?)

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MOOD Consulting the Oracle :  Hey, gorgeous. I need your good brain and/or mystical contacts. Here's why:  I've compiled the...
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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Female Orgasm and How Biology is a Jerk

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O, cruel biology This is a rerun.*  Do not be alarmed.  So I was going through your responses to the questions about clit-vag distance...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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