In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Wednesday, February 21, 2018

Want to read an interview with me?

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The interview process Want to see what I said last week? No? Well, if you change your mind, here it is. (And jeez, you could've at l...
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Friday, February 2, 2018

IKEA, Tentacles and Other Sexy Sexy Things

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[Hey! Look what I found from back when the blog and the rest of us were shiny and new, unaware of what would befall us. Yes, my friends,...
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Friday, January 12, 2018

Emma from Sweden Reports on Her Vibrator Because That's the Kind of Place This Is

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Someone who is not Emma If you must know, I was kinda pissed that Emma from Sweden didn't mention that she was from fucking Sweden...
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Sunday, December 31, 2017

What You Weirdos Bought on Amazon This Year

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super sexy, but plz consult footnote When I'm at the store, I'm a cart voyeur. I look at what other people bought and assess/jud...
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Friday, November 17, 2017

The Tipping Point

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You know how you throw a buck or two to the coffee lady? If you're feeling flush, pretend I'm the coffee lady, but with delicious...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

How Wanking It Created the Universe and Other Theories on Masturbation

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I am thinking of masturbation this morning. Not in the sense of putting it on today's "to do" list (although--what the hell-...
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Monday, November 6, 2017

Subtitle My Book (aka What The Hell Is It I Do?)

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MOOD Consulting the Oracle :  Hey, gorgeous. I need your good brain and/or mystical contacts. Here's why:  I've compiled the...
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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Female Orgasm and How Biology is a Jerk

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O, cruel biology This is a rerun.*  Do not be alarmed.  So I was going through your responses to the questions about clit-vag distance...
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Friday, October 13, 2017

Contest Results, Butt Smackery and Reasons Not to Marry a Vibrator

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Contest Results! If you ever get a shit-ton of vibrators in the mail, I highly recommend that you give 80% away, like a fucked up version...
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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

What's Your Favorite Post? A New Contest!

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What could it be? Remember this super non-mysteriously packaged big-ass box that made my long-suffering UPS driver run away? Well, I f...
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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Plushies and Friends. Oh, you are so in for it, Snuggle.

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Snuggle, watch your back. That's all I'm sayin'. As I often profess, I'm down with whatever consenting adults want to ...
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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Contest results, black pasties and whatnot

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Not that kind of pasty, though they would offer more coverage The Pick Your Prize winners have been notified and if you didn't w...
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Monday, September 11, 2017

Anti-Semen Candy, Masturbating Ancestors and Christ-Honoring Anal Beads, aka Reader Mail

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Just...one...more...episode... Hey there, gorgeous. It just dawned on me that the contest deadline was yesterday. Crap! Let me pick some...
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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Pick Your Prize--New Contest!

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I was dog sitting at a friend's house recently and--to make a short story shorter--I found their dog chewing up my favorite vibrator. ...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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