In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Friday, January 12, 2018

Emma from Sweden Reports on Her Vibrator Because That's the Kind of Place This Is

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Someone who is not Emma If you must know, I was kinda pissed that Emma from Sweden didn't mention that she was from fucking Sweden...
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Sunday, December 31, 2017

What You Weirdos Bought on Amazon This Year

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super sexy, but plz consult footnote When I'm at the store, I'm a cart voyeur. I look at what other people bought and assess/jud...
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Friday, November 17, 2017

The Tipping Point

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You know how you throw a buck or two to the coffee lady? If you're feeling flush, pretend I'm the coffee lady, but with delicious...
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Wednesday, November 15, 2017

How Wanking It Created the Universe and Other Theories on Masturbation

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I am thinking of masturbation this morning. Not in the sense of putting it on today's "to do" list (although--what the hell-...
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Monday, November 6, 2017

Subtitle My Book (aka What The Hell Is It I Do?)

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MOOD Consulting the Oracle :  Hey, gorgeous. I need your good brain and/or mystical contacts. Here's why:  I've compiled the...
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Thursday, October 19, 2017

Female Orgasm and How Biology is a Jerk

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O, cruel biology This is a rerun.*  Do not be alarmed.  So I was going through your responses to the questions about clit-vag distance...
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Friday, October 13, 2017

Contest Results, Butt Smackery and Reasons Not to Marry a Vibrator

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Contest Results! If you ever get a shit-ton of vibrators in the mail, I highly recommend that you give 80% away, like a fucked up version...
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Wednesday, October 4, 2017

What's Your Favorite Post? A New Contest!

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What could it be? Remember this super non-mysteriously packaged big-ass box that made my long-suffering UPS driver run away? Well, I f...
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Thursday, September 21, 2017

Plushies and Friends. Oh, you are so in for it, Snuggle.

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Snuggle, watch your back. That's all I'm sayin'. As I often profess, I'm down with whatever consenting adults want to ...
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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Contest results, black pasties and whatnot

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Not that kind of pasty, though they would offer more coverage The Pick Your Prize winners have been notified and if you didn't w...
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Monday, September 11, 2017

Anti-Semen Candy, Masturbating Ancestors and Christ-Honoring Anal Beads, aka Reader Mail

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Just...one...more...episode... Hey there, gorgeous. It just dawned on me that the contest deadline was yesterday. Crap! Let me pick some...
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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Pick Your Prize--New Contest!

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I was dog sitting at a friend's house recently and--to make a short story shorter--I found their dog chewing up my favorite vibrator. ...
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Friday, August 18, 2017

"Vagisil Porn"

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Loretta, grab your steno pad! I have  an idea that's gonna make us a mint! (***Important Note to Readers: the following post d...
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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Cli-TOR-is/Lavoris, CLIT-oris/Leviticus, The Cringiest Word Contest Winner!

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"God, I love your ass. I mean, butt. I mean, mid-hinal region." The winner of the cringiest word contest and future user of t...
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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Bikini Condom, You Never Had a Chance

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Pity the poor Bikini Condom. Launched in the early 1990's, it was overshadowed by its more popular cousin, the female condom. Both we...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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