In Bed With Married Women

Someone who is not Emma If you must know, I was kinda pissed that Emma from Sweden didn't mention that she was from fucking Sweden...

super sexy, but plz consult footnote When I'm at the store, I'm a cart voyeur. I look at what other people bought and assess/jud...

You know how you throw a buck or two to the coffee lady? If you're feeling flush, pretend I'm the coffee lady, but with delicious...

I am thinking of masturbation this morning. Not in the sense of putting it on today's "to do" list (although--what the hell-...

MOOD Consulting the Oracle :  Hey, gorgeous. I need your good brain and/or mystical contacts. Here's why:  I've compiled the...

O, cruel biology This is a rerun.*  Do not be alarmed.  So I was going through your responses to the questions about clit-vag distance...

Contest Results! If you ever get a shit-ton of vibrators in the mail, I highly recommend that you give 80% away, like a fucked up version...

What could it be? Remember this super non-mysteriously packaged big-ass box that made my long-suffering UPS driver run away? Well, I f...

Snuggle, watch your back. That's all I'm sayin'. As I often profess, I'm down with whatever consenting adults want to ...

Not that kind of pasty, though they would offer more coverage The Pick Your Prize winners have been notified and if you didn't w...

Just...one...more...episode... Hey there, gorgeous. It just dawned on me that the contest deadline was yesterday. Crap! Let me pick some...

I was dog sitting at a friend's house recently and--to make a short story shorter--I found their dog chewing up my favorite vibrator. ...

Loretta, grab your steno pad! I have  an idea that's gonna make us a mint! (***Important Note to Readers: the following post d...

"God, I love your ass. I mean, butt. I mean, mid-hinal region." The winner of the cringiest word contest and future user of t...

Pity the poor Bikini Condom. Launched in the early 1990's, it was overshadowed by its more popular cousin, the female condom. Both we...