In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Thursday, September 21, 2017

Plushies and Friends. Oh, you are so in for it, Snuggle.

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Snuggle, watch your back. That's all I'm sayin'. As I often profess, I'm down with whatever consenting adults want to ...
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Thursday, September 14, 2017

Contest results, black pasties and whatnot

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Not that kind of pasty, though they would offer more coverage The Pick Your Prize winners have been notified and if you didn't w...
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Monday, September 11, 2017

Anti-Semen Candy, Masturbating Ancestors and Christ-Honoring Anal Beads, aka Reader Mail

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Just...one...more...episode... Hey there, gorgeous. It just dawned on me that the contest deadline was yesterday. Crap! Let me pick some...
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Thursday, August 24, 2017

Pick Your Prize--New Contest!

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I was dog sitting at a friend's house recently and--to make a short story shorter--I found their dog chewing up my favorite vibrator. ...
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Friday, August 18, 2017

"Vagisil Porn"

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Loretta, grab your steno pad! I have  an idea that's gonna make us a mint! (***Important Note to Readers: the following post d...
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Tuesday, July 11, 2017

Cli-TOR-is/Lavoris, CLIT-oris/Leviticus, The Cringiest Word Contest Winner!

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"God, I love your ass. I mean, butt. I mean, mid-hinal region." The winner of the cringiest word contest and future user of t...
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Wednesday, June 28, 2017

Bikini Condom, You Never Had a Chance

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Pity the poor Bikini Condom. Launched in the early 1990's, it was overshadowed by its more popular cousin, the female condom. Both we...
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Wednesday, June 21, 2017

SEO and a Can of Beans.

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Wednesday, June 14, 2017

"I saw this and thought of you."

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Whenever someone tells me, "I saw this and thought of you," it's never about helping orphans or something--I don't know-...
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Wednesday, May 10, 2017

Ovulation = Hormonal Beer Googles

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Is this chick ovulating?  Check out her clingy clothes, symmetrical boobs,  the manly companion... Signs point to "yes." ...
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Wednesday, April 26, 2017

Things I Found in Naomi Wolf's "Vagina"

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(Update May 2021:  I have since has the great misfortune of discovering that Naomi Wolf has gone completely daft weird-ass theory about ch...
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Thursday, April 13, 2017

Best Sex Ever Contest Winners! (Plus a l'il patriarchy smashing).

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Clean up, clean up, everybody do their share. The winners of the Best Sex Ever Contest have been notified and if it wasn't you, f...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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