In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Sunday, June 26, 2016

How to Make a Woman Come--Even If You Are That Woman. AKA Things I Learned from Science, Sex, and The Ladies

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Louis CK* has a bit on how men complain about women's "neediness" after sex: “After sex, you’re looking at two very diffe...
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Monday, June 6, 2016

This is How You Please a Woman.

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(*This originally appeared in Alternet and Salon. I hope I'm allowed to run it my damn self...Um...maybe don't tell anyone abou...
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Wednesday, June 1, 2016

Female Hysteria and Creepy Old-Timey Vibrators

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LADIES... Are you exhibiting any of the following symptoms: --Trouble sleeping? --Fluid retention? --Irritability? --"A tendency...
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Wednesday, May 4, 2016

Pool Noodle Homemade Sex Toy, a London Lover, and Assdazzling

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Note: Photo contains acceptable level of nudity Crap, now I need to cover everything I just put in the title so let's just get to it...
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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

On Masturbation. And My Two, Possibly Three, Favorite Sex Toys.

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Photo by Jimmy Detroit "Your kisses are as wicked as an F-16/and you fuck like a volcano and you're everything to me, " ...
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Sunday, April 10, 2016

Advice To Greg Abner, My Would-Be Email Lover

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Dear "Greg Abner," Congratulations! You're almost there in perfecting your unsoliticed-email-leads-to-romance-leads-to-som...
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Thursday, March 24, 2016

The Results of the Big-Ass Giveaway!

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Early prototype of the blow job machine I'm back from the United States Post Office where I was mailing unspeakably smutty package...
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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Big Ass Giveaway! (Note: Not Giving Away Actual Big Ass. This Time.)

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I AM GIVING AWAY A BUNCH OF FREE SEX STUFF.  Yes , I am rich in sexy items and wanted to share some with you, in some sort of fucked up...
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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Holidays I Forgot to Celebrate and Other Things That Are Not About the Man Fucking the Hornet's Nest

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Right, so I was all primed to write about that Swedish guy who died after fucking a hornet's nest (64 stings to the genitals! Hideous...
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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Donald Trump and Pegging, Both Together and Separately

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Oompa loompa doompa de doo Bonjour! Here's what happening right now. Contest Winner : The winner of the Best Worst Erotica contest...
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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

"Our Genes Can Be Heartless Puppeteers"

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Note the grim, bored faces. Too many orgasms for the Coolidges? "Pete and I haven't had sex for awhile," said a friend....
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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