In Bed With Married Women

Louis CK* has a bit on how men complain about women's "neediness" after sex: “After sex, you’re looking at two very diffe...

(*This originally appeared in Alternet and Salon. I hope I'm allowed to run it my damn self...Um...maybe don't tell anyone abou...

LADIES... Are you exhibiting any of the following symptoms: --Trouble sleeping? --Fluid retention? --Irritability? --"A tendency...

Note: Photo contains acceptable level of nudity Crap, now I need to cover everything I just put in the title so let's just get to it...

Photo by Jimmy Detroit "Your kisses are as wicked as an F-16/and you fuck like a volcano and you're everything to me, " ...

Dear "Greg Abner," Congratulations! You're almost there in perfecting your unsoliticed-email-leads-to-romance-leads-to-som...

Early prototype of the blow job machine I'm back from the United States Post Office where I was mailing unspeakably smutty package...

I AM GIVING AWAY A BUNCH OF FREE SEX STUFF.  Yes , I am rich in sexy items and wanted to share some with you, in some sort of fucked up...

Right, so I was all primed to write about that Swedish guy who died after fucking a hornet's nest (64 stings to the genitals! Hideous...

Oompa loompa doompa de doo Bonjour! Here's what happening right now. Contest Winner : The winner of the Best Worst Erotica contest...

Note the grim, bored faces. Too many orgasms for the Coolidges? "Pete and I haven't had sex for awhile," said a friend....