In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Wednesday, April 27, 2016

On Masturbation. And My Two, Possibly Three, Favorite Sex Toys.

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Photo by Jimmy Detroit "Your kisses are as wicked as an F-16/and you fuck like a volcano and you're everything to me, " ...
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Sunday, April 10, 2016

Advice To Greg Abner, My Would-Be Email Lover

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Dear "Greg Abner," Congratulations! You're almost there in perfecting your unsoliticed-email-leads-to-romance-leads-to-som...
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Thursday, March 24, 2016

The Results of the Big-Ass Giveaway!

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Early prototype of the blow job machine I'm back from the United States Post Office where I was mailing unspeakably smutty package...
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Tuesday, March 8, 2016

Big Ass Giveaway! (Note: Not Giving Away Actual Big Ass. This Time.)

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I AM GIVING AWAY A BUNCH OF FREE SEX STUFF.  Yes , I am rich in sexy items and wanted to share some with you, in some sort of fucked up...
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Tuesday, February 9, 2016

Holidays I Forgot to Celebrate and Other Things That Are Not About the Man Fucking the Hornet's Nest

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Right, so I was all primed to write about that Swedish guy who died after fucking a hornet's nest (64 stings to the genitals! Hideous...
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Wednesday, January 27, 2016

Donald Trump and Pegging, Both Together and Separately

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Oompa loompa doompa de doo Bonjour! Here's what happening right now. Contest Winner : The winner of the Best Worst Erotica contest...
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Tuesday, January 26, 2016

"Our Genes Can Be Heartless Puppeteers"

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Note the grim, bored faces. Too many orgasms for the Coolidges? "Pete and I haven't had sex for awhile," said a friend....
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Saturday, January 16, 2016

Bad Erotica All Over The Damn Place, Plus a Contest!

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Still love him. Today's story on weird-ass erotica was killed by an editor's editor who found it "too weird." Which t...
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Wednesday, December 30, 2015

I Had Sex With Something Called A Clitoral Stimulator

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My pricey lover with unidentified companion I don't know if I'm bragging about this or confessing, but Good Vibrations gave me ...
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Monday, December 21, 2015

The Little Penis Inside You. Not what you think.

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Ask me about my penis! Janet and I were talking about the last post on  how freaking huge a woman's clitoris actually is  and she sa...
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Monday, December 14, 2015

Balls (Both Scenic and Educational), Public Masturbation and Florida Woman Does Some Dumb Shit

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Breathe deeply. It's all gonna be okay. Yes, I know, you were promised balls. Here you go, friend. Balls! --Scenic balls! ...
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Wednesday, November 4, 2015

On James Deen, Darkness and the Erotic

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Last night I was reading about porn star James Deen and his multiple accusations of sexual harassment and rape. (See also: Adult Film St...
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Thursday, October 22, 2015

On Orgasm and Beautiful Agony

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The site Beautiful Agony exists in a space somewhere between art and porn. It's a collection of short films featuring close ups of pe...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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