Tuesday, March 31, 2015

Real Sex Lives: Girly Jona, A Jerk-Off Description in the Second Person

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Monday, March 30, 2015

Real Sex Lives: "My Wife's Body" by An Anonymous Husband

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(You have arrived in the midst of a grand celebration in which we're re-running IBWMW's all-time greatest Real Sex Stories, which...
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Saturday, March 28, 2015

Real Sex Lives, Dusky: The Visit to the London Lover

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(You have arrived in the midst of a grand celebration in which we're re-running IBWMW's all-time greatest Real Sex Stories. So ge...
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Friday, March 27, 2015

Real Sex Lives: Dusky, "I am going to see that old lover." (pt. 2 of 3)

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(You have arrived in the midst of a grand celebration in which we're re-running IBWMW's all-time greatest Real Sex Stories. So ...
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Thursday, March 26, 2015

Real Sex Lives: Dusky, "I have had one great love and one great lover, and they are not the same man."

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I chose this to illustrate the concept of having two balls in the air.  However, not quite sure why model has made a couch fort of those...
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Wednesday, March 25, 2015

Sex, Laid Out Right There For Everyone To See

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I'm digging the debauchery of this one Hey loveys. Starting, eh, maybe today or tomorrow, I'm gonna to be re-running some of my ...
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Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Real Sex Story: Abigail, "I'm the girl he fucks."

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"I love your site, love your writing, love the theme, love it ," writes Abigail, in a single sentence guaranteeing that I'...
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Tuesday, February 17, 2015

I am the Noodle King. I can do anything.

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Thursday, February 5, 2015

I Turned My Naked-Ass Self Into a "Sexy Buffet"

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I recently festooned my body with dessert items for this story in Cosmo . (If you are too lazy to click over, it's here below.) The ...
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Friday, January 30, 2015

Why Hetero Men Still Need to Bother With Women. For Now.

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Still Life with vaginal tube, flowers and a couple cherries Note: This is a reprint of a story that ran on AlterNet and Salon . If ...
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Monday, January 19, 2015

Dating in the 20s vs. 30s, Men's Sex Toys, Reader Bad-Assery, and Much Much More!* (*not actually that much more)

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Possible outcome of successful date. 20s vs. 30s and The Agony of Being Too Fucking Old to Recall the Difference :  The delightful citiz...
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Saturday, January 10, 2015

The Pending Uncircumcised Penis Crisis, "It is Pee," and Other Reader Mail

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Prepare for the Big Reveal How to Behave in the Presence of a Uncut Gentleman. Hey, you there, with the uncircumcised wang, we need yo...
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Saturday, December 27, 2014

Erica Jong, the Stealing of Smoked Meats and the Stuff of Memory

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Francesca Woodman- Self-deceit Oh man, I am in dire need of practicing some goddamn gratitude (maybe minus the goddamn part. ..) Ther...
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Wednesday, December 24, 2014

My 10 Favorite Things You Bought on Amazon This Year

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Actual purchase, approximation of purchaser I was feeling all grumpy and hateful about the blog until I happened upon the year-end list ...
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