In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Wednesday, November 23, 2011

Yes, There's Adult Content. That Would Be Because I'm An ADULT.

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Google (misleading company slogan: "don't be evil") is making me take their ads off In Bed With Married Women because of my ...
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Friday, November 18, 2011

"big tide nipple fuck sliping in bedroom"

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I, too, often stand topless next to my lava lamp. "Big tide nipple fuck sliping in bedroom." Ah yes, faithful IBWMW readers ...
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Tuesday, November 15, 2011

This is Kind of A Strange Question, But Does Your Teddy Bear Have A Boner?

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There are two types of inventors -- the Steve Jobs type, coming up with brilliant, useful products replete with zen-like beauty and then the...
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Thursday, November 10, 2011

Someone Who Actually Used The Female Condom!

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A reader over at Dan Savage's  column in  The Stranger  recently linked to this IBWMW reader letter. Upon re-reading it, I loved it agai...
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Saturday, October 22, 2011

Someone Wins...um, Something! Plus Comment Passion

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The winner of the  Love is... contest  is the ever-insightful commenter  Mongo, At the Moment . For his efforts, he wins a cock ring . What?...
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Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Help This Reader Out--Girl's Got the Dopamine Sickness!

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Yikes, I need your help! A reader has asked for advice and I don't want to totally fuck her up  provide her with unwise counsel. So I tu...
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Thursday, September 22, 2011

New Contest, But I'm Going to Make You Work for It

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Instead of waking up early and briskly typing out the lovely essay on science, crushes and obsession as I'd planned, I instead chose to ...
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Thursday, September 15, 2011

Ooooh, Sears, You Naughty Little Store, You

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Well, that does it. The whole world's gone sex crazy. First it was vibrator ads in the Sunday newspaper coupon section . And now another...
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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tag, You're It

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 I love Dan Savage. He is funny and no matter what kind of fucked up question someone has about their sex life, he answers it calmly and ...
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Wednesday, August 17, 2011

The Finest Scatalogical Humor Ever Written

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My gay crush This is a shout-out to the fifty-one (51) people who subscribe to In Bed With Married Women on Kindle . Oh, there are p...
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Thursday, August 11, 2011

The Most Unsexy Porn EVER

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E.T. has needs too. I will forever hold a tiny, unyielding grudge toward the reader who brought this to my attention. (And please know t...
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Sunday, August 7, 2011

Real Sex Lives: Trisha, "Giant, Cumbersome Back Massagers Misused in the Cover of Night" and Other Faces of "Lady-bation"

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In honor of this semi-creepy , embarrassingly accurate completely neutral information I received today via email (shown there at the left...
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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Dreams Do Come True--A Cautionary Tale*

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So, want to read my tale of inadvertent public nudity? (Fear not, to provide your eyes from burning with the horror of it all, I have no...
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Monday, June 27, 2011

A Little Housekeeping, Plus A Man on How It Feels To Use A Fleshlight and A Woman on How It Feels To Use the Female Condom

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In Bed With Married Women  can now be sent directly to your Kindle or other e-reader! Imagine how horrified your other e-books will be. Clic...
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Saturday, June 25, 2011

Victorian Smut and Homemade Plushies, aka It's Reader Mail Time

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  Sometimes you don't get to see some of the insanely fabulous reader mail I get when it comes via email, as a new comment on an dusty o...
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Monday, June 20, 2011

Steve Buscemi, the Archetypal Ugly Celebrity Crush? Plus, the Contest Winner

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Not just hot, Steve Buscemi hot. The winner of the Ugly Celebrity Crush contest is Anna Marie . Her prize is an  iRabbit Mini Waterproof...
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Thursday, June 16, 2011

A Really Good Contest, Plus Your Ugly Celebrity Crush

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See that blue thing below that appears to be pointing to these words? That, my friend, is not just a handy pointing device, but also today...
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Wednesday, June 1, 2011

A Horse With No Name, And Other Sexual Props

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I was tinkering around here, setting up a new, more alluring Donate button (over there, upper right) and saw a "You Might Also Like...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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