In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Here Are The Keys To The Blog. Keep An Eye On It, Will You? (And NO Parties.)

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So my Internet is down, and I am thus forced to suckle at the corporate teat that is  Starbucks ' free wi-fi. ("Free" if you d...
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Sunday, July 25, 2010

Is "Ice Butt" A Color? And Other Important Questions of These Times

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Reader Buckeye Wife and her husband were inspired by the  Mangina post  to Google "weird sex toys." "Really, I'm not a pe...
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Saturday, July 17, 2010

How I Became An "Anal Bleaching Expert"

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Hey there. Are you busy? Google the phrase "anal bleaching expert" (with the quotes). Go ahead, I'll wait.... Do you  see what...
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Thursday, July 15, 2010

Boxers, Briefs Or...Mangina?

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My thanks to  Scary Sextoy Friday  for placing this image into my brain, where it will remain forever, burning slightly. I feel that it woul...
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Tuesday, July 13, 2010

Beyond Anal Bleaching (Yes, There IS A Beyond)

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Wrote  DanWins  of the anal bleaching post ( Is Your Anus Looking Its Whitest? ),"You have got to be kidding, what will they think of...
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Monday, July 12, 2010

In Bed's Feeling Oddly Tasteful Today

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Yes, it's pretty unheard of around here, but this contest does NOT involve a prize that you will have to hide in your secret "grown...
Friday, July 9, 2010

"How to Spot A Masturbator"

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My undying gratitude goes to the reader who sent me  How To Spot A Masturbator . If you look at the article--and you probably should--you wi...
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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Is Your Anus Looking Its Whitest?

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Driving home the other night with friends, the conversation somehow turned to anal bleaching. (That the conversation could suddenly veer in ...
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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

A Moment of Immaturity In Your Day

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A reader sent in this video from Jimmy Kimmel's "Unnecessary Censorship," in which Kimmel takes perfectly benign TV clips and ...
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Thursday, July 1, 2010

Reader Mail (The Undead Version)

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Do you love Twilight ? I mean, really really really love Twilight? I mean, love it so much that if you could sort of have sex with the movie...
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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

An Open Message To Terribly Disappointed New Readers

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To the readers who used the following (real-life!) search terms and found themselves deposited unceremoniously here at In Bed With Married W...
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hey, Baby, I Treat You Right

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Pssst, my kids are gone for a few more minutes so I only have time to fling this contest at you before I rush away, squealing my tires in my...
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Balloon Sex And Other Excruciatingly Specialized Phone Sex Lines

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I was reading Playboy's site  The Smoking Jacket , because--oh, there's no time for explanations, dammit!--and came upon " 8...
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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Major Boobage

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If you have absolutely nothin g else to do, take a peek at   Playboy's  oddly fascinating article,  Evolution of the Boob . You needn...
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Friday, June 11, 2010

True Wife's Tale #4: Chrissy, Married Sex = Smoking Hot

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"I'm a flirt and just kind of out there, I guess," says Crissy, a happily married sexual adventuress. Now 39, Crissy has had...
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

In Search Of Elusive Third Type Of Orgasm

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Our large and unfairly good-looking staff here at In Bed With Married Women  has been combing the countryside doing up to several minutes of...
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Contest That Comes In A Plain Brown Wrapper

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Win this lovely item! It's blue! Click "Read more" below to see how.
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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Sorry, No Explicit Pictures Of "Penis In Vagina"

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In Bed With Married Women  subscribes to a service that lists the most popular search terms people use to get to the site. But what I like b...
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Scary Sex Toys R Us

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Today In Bed With Married Women  is hellbent on destroying whatever is left of your fragile sense of innocence and, to that end, we direct ...
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Monday, May 31, 2010

Bad Sex, An Update

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Our favorite bad sex story thus far comes from one Anonymous (sort of the Smith or Garcia surname among  In Bed With Married Women readers.)...
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Friday, May 28, 2010

The Lost and Found List From Furry Weekend Atlanta 2010.

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The 2010 Furry Weekend was held at the Hilton in Atlanta. (Much to the surprise, I imagine, of the guests who just happened to book a ...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Who's Up For A Little Bad Sex?

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Jezebel  bravely asked their readers to submit their tales of bad sex and have compiled the finest in  The 10 Worst Sex Stories . At first I...
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Phase One Of In Bed's Diabolical Plan For Total Media Domination

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Thanks to dashing Press-Telegram columnist Tim Grobaty for giving a plug to In Bed With Married Women in his article about the appropriate...
Friday, May 21, 2010

The Mail's Here!

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Let's see what that nice young postal worker has brought today... "Great, so now every time I read something sex-related, I will ...
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

If You Can't Be With The One You Love...

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What are your eyes beholding here? Is it a fun new sex toy from Good Vibrations ? Oh no, my friend, it is not. It is most decidedly not. I...
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Monday, May 17, 2010

No, I Am Not Mature At All, Thanks For Asking

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I'm not sure how it was that I came across the new blog,  Accidental Penis . (And no, I am not going to bother retracing my steps becaus...
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Friday, May 14, 2010

True Wife's Tale #3: Noelle, Finding Sex Outside Of Her (Practically) Sexless Marriage

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(You have arrived in the midst of a grand celebration in which we're running IBWMW's all-time favorite Real Sex Lives. This one i...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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