In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Tuesday, June 29, 2010

An Open Message To Terribly Disappointed New Readers

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To the readers who used the following (real-life!) search terms and found themselves deposited unceremoniously here at In Bed With Married W...
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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Hey, Baby, I Treat You Right

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Pssst, my kids are gone for a few more minutes so I only have time to fling this contest at you before I rush away, squealing my tires in my...
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Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Balloon Sex And Other Excruciatingly Specialized Phone Sex Lines

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I was reading Playboy's site  The Smoking Jacket , because--oh, there's no time for explanations, dammit!--and came upon " 8...
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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Major Boobage

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If you have absolutely nothin g else to do, take a peek at   Playboy's  oddly fascinating article,  Evolution of the Boob . You needn...
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Friday, June 11, 2010

True Wife's Tale #4: Chrissy, Married Sex = Smoking Hot

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"I'm a flirt and just kind of out there, I guess," says Crissy, a happily married sexual adventuress. Now 39, Crissy has had...
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Wednesday, June 9, 2010

In Search Of Elusive Third Type Of Orgasm

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Our large and unfairly good-looking staff here at In Bed With Married Women  has been combing the countryside doing up to several minutes of...
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Tuesday, June 8, 2010

The Contest That Comes In A Plain Brown Wrapper

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Win this lovely item! It's blue! Click "Read more" below to see how.
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Thursday, June 3, 2010

Sorry, No Explicit Pictures Of "Penis In Vagina"

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In Bed With Married Women  subscribes to a service that lists the most popular search terms people use to get to the site. But what I like b...
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Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Scary Sex Toys R Us

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Today In Bed With Married Women  is hellbent on destroying whatever is left of your fragile sense of innocence and, to that end, we direct ...
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Monday, May 31, 2010

Bad Sex, An Update

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Our favorite bad sex story thus far comes from one Anonymous (sort of the Smith or Garcia surname among  In Bed With Married Women readers.)...
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Friday, May 28, 2010

The Lost and Found List From Furry Weekend Atlanta 2010.

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The 2010 Furry Weekend was held at the Hilton in Atlanta. (Much to the surprise, I imagine, of the guests who just happened to book a ...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Who's Up For A Little Bad Sex?

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Jezebel  bravely asked their readers to submit their tales of bad sex and have compiled the finest in  The 10 Worst Sex Stories . At first I...
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Phase One Of In Bed's Diabolical Plan For Total Media Domination

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Thanks to dashing Press-Telegram columnist Tim Grobaty for giving a plug to In Bed With Married Women in his article about the appropriate...
Friday, May 21, 2010

The Mail's Here!

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Let's see what that nice young postal worker has brought today... "Great, so now every time I read something sex-related, I will ...
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

If You Can't Be With The One You Love...

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What are your eyes beholding here? Is it a fun new sex toy from Good Vibrations ? Oh no, my friend, it is not. It is most decidedly not. I...
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Monday, May 17, 2010

No, I Am Not Mature At All, Thanks For Asking

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I'm not sure how it was that I came across the new blog,  Accidental Penis . (And no, I am not going to bother retracing my steps becaus...
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Friday, May 14, 2010

True Wife's Tale #3: Noelle, Finding Sex Outside Of Her (Practically) Sexless Marriage

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(You have arrived in the midst of a grand celebration in which we're running IBWMW's all-time favorite Real Sex Lives. This one i...
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

In Bed With Married Women's Smutty Little Book Club

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I am reading Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex  by the fabulous writer Mary Roach. Would you like to join me?  I first fell fo...
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Monday, May 10, 2010

Shhh--I Got A Playboy, Let's Look At It!

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A stack of hidden  Playboy  magazines was as big a part of the standard-issue house of the 1960s and 70s as shag carpeting, jelly jars as dr...
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Friday, May 7, 2010

The New Contest Is Here! The New Contest Is Here!

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Your challenge? Answer the following question: What are the three types of female orgasms, according to a recent post? The first right answe...
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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Did You Know There Are Three Types of Female Orgasms? Yes, Three

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"I have a secret guilty pleasure of reading Playboy ," writes a female reader from California. "The feminist in me screams, ...
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A Little Sensory Exercise For Y'all

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Sometimes my body seems like it's merely a transportation device designed to get me from one school function, sporting event, or whateve...
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Another Personal Life Goal Dashed

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What are your eyes seeing here?  It's Tatiana Kozhevnikova, Guinness World's Record holder in the highly-coveted category of World...
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Friday, April 30, 2010

Warning: This Friday Mail Bag Contains An Awkward Moment

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Kim of Long Beach, winner of the  Club Vibe  from our favorite female-friendly sex toy company,  Good Vibrations , was delighted to receive ...
Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Land Down Under

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Kitty, honey pot, coochie, box, beaver, quim, snatch, down there, yoni, muff, lotus, cunny, hoo ha.   Ugh. No, no and no. How can there be ...
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Monday, April 26, 2010

Vajazzling, And Other Upsetting Topics

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Have you heard about this whole vajazzling thing? Vajazzling, so says the Urban Dictionary, is "the act of applying glitter or jewel...
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Do Your Part For Smutty Blogs

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You can vote for  In Bed With Married Women  as Best Humor Blog in the 2010 Blogger's Choice Awards.   Click  here  to vote.* *The smal...
Thursday, April 22, 2010

In Bed Goes All Green (Hey, Turn Off That Light When You're Done With The Blog)

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We're guessing your sex life is already pretty green. Hopefully you're not doing it while simultaneously eating excessively-packag...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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