In Bed With Married Women

The blog that hops into your bed, staring rudely and taking notes.

Monday, May 31, 2010

Bad Sex, An Update

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Our favorite bad sex story thus far comes from one Anonymous (sort of the Smith or Garcia surname among  In Bed With Married Women readers.)...
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Friday, May 28, 2010

The Lost and Found List From Furry Weekend Atlanta 2010.

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The 2010 Furry Weekend was held at the Hilton in Atlanta. (Much to the surprise, I imagine, of the guests who just happened to book a ...
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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Who's Up For A Little Bad Sex?

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Jezebel  bravely asked their readers to submit their tales of bad sex and have compiled the finest in  The 10 Worst Sex Stories . At first I...
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Phase One Of In Bed's Diabolical Plan For Total Media Domination

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Thanks to dashing Press-Telegram columnist Tim Grobaty for giving a plug to In Bed With Married Women in his article about the appropriate...
Friday, May 21, 2010

The Mail's Here!

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Let's see what that nice young postal worker has brought today... "Great, so now every time I read something sex-related, I will ...
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Wednesday, May 19, 2010

If You Can't Be With The One You Love...

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What are your eyes beholding here? Is it a fun new sex toy from Good Vibrations ? Oh no, my friend, it is not. It is most decidedly not. I...
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Monday, May 17, 2010

No, I Am Not Mature At All, Thanks For Asking

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I'm not sure how it was that I came across the new blog,  Accidental Penis . (And no, I am not going to bother retracing my steps becaus...
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Friday, May 14, 2010

True Wife's Tale #3: Noelle, Finding Sex Outside Of Her (Practically) Sexless Marriage

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(You have arrived in the midst of a grand celebration in which we're running IBWMW's all-time favorite Real Sex Lives. This one i...
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

In Bed With Married Women's Smutty Little Book Club

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I am reading Bonk: The Curious Coupling of Science and Sex  by the fabulous writer Mary Roach. Would you like to join me?  I first fell fo...
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Monday, May 10, 2010

Shhh--I Got A Playboy, Let's Look At It!

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A stack of hidden  Playboy  magazines was as big a part of the standard-issue house of the 1960s and 70s as shag carpeting, jelly jars as dr...
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Friday, May 7, 2010

The New Contest Is Here! The New Contest Is Here!

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Your challenge? Answer the following question: What are the three types of female orgasms, according to a recent post? The first right answe...
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Thursday, May 6, 2010

Did You Know There Are Three Types of Female Orgasms? Yes, Three

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"I have a secret guilty pleasure of reading Playboy ," writes a female reader from California. "The feminist in me screams, ...
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Tuesday, May 4, 2010

A Little Sensory Exercise For Y'all

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Sometimes my body seems like it's merely a transportation device designed to get me from one school function, sporting event, or whateve...
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Another Personal Life Goal Dashed

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What are your eyes seeing here?  It's Tatiana Kozhevnikova, Guinness World's Record holder in the highly-coveted category of World...
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Friday, April 30, 2010

Warning: This Friday Mail Bag Contains An Awkward Moment

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Kim of Long Beach, winner of the  Club Vibe  from our favorite female-friendly sex toy company,  Good Vibrations , was delighted to receive ...
Thursday, April 29, 2010

The Land Down Under

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Kitty, honey pot, coochie, box, beaver, quim, snatch, down there, yoni, muff, lotus, cunny, hoo ha.   Ugh. No, no and no. How can there be ...
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Monday, April 26, 2010

Vajazzling, And Other Upsetting Topics

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Have you heard about this whole vajazzling thing? Vajazzling, so says the Urban Dictionary, is "the act of applying glitter or jewel...
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Do Your Part For Smutty Blogs

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You can vote for  In Bed With Married Women  as Best Humor Blog in the 2010 Blogger's Choice Awards.   Click  here  to vote.* *The smal...
Thursday, April 22, 2010

In Bed Goes All Green (Hey, Turn Off That Light When You're Done With The Blog)

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We're guessing your sex life is already pretty green. Hopefully you're not doing it while simultaneously eating excessively-packag...
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Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Brave Reader Will Watch Porn On Your Behalf, aka Someone's In The Kitchen With Dinah

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"I hate porn in general because of the lack of plot, stupid fake tits and scary fingernails that you shouldn't be wielding around ...
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Monday, April 19, 2010

Dreams DO Come True--A Cautionary Tale

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So, want to read my tale of inadvertent public nudity? (Fear not, to provide your eyes from burning with the horror of it all, I have not in...
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Sunday, April 18, 2010

What Is The Best Make-Out Music? Let's Ask Damone. He's The Coolest Guy In School.

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...And Bad Make-Out Music

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Ever hear the song Don't Trust Me  by 3Oh!3? It goes, "Shush, girl, shush your lips/Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips....
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Friday, April 16, 2010

We Have Our Winner!

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"YIPPIE!!!!!" wrote Kim from Long Beach, CA, using 5 exclamation points to convey her joy upon learning she was the lucky winner o...
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Friday Mail Bag

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The mail's here! Let's see what our increasingly disgruntled postal worker has brought today. (shown in photo: mail carrier nervo...
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Monday, April 12, 2010

New Contest! Do your other blogs treat you this nice? I think not.

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In this one, reader is pitted against reader in a gory mellee of previously dignified ladies fighting it out for a fabulous prize and the gl...
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Saturday, April 10, 2010

What's Your "Not Tonight" Signal?

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Trailers for two recent movies both feature the silent "no sex tonight" signals that wives display for their husbands. In "...
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Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Why, Isn't That Just....Something!

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"Stumbled across this image," wrote one gentle reader. "Might be fun for your blog."  Said image was this: My first th...
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Monday, April 5, 2010

True Wife's Tale #2: "Mara," Former Wild Child Goes All Suburbia

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Our second true wife's tale comes from the gorgeous Mara, who says, "I'm just a regular mom, incest survivor, recovering toples...
Thursday, April 1, 2010

Mail Bag

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Let's see what our friendly (and now-blushing) postal worker has brought today. One reader was inspired by the post on the anal ring t...
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Jill Hamilton
I write In Bed With Married Women, a blog about sex in all its boring, strange, funny, smokin' hot glory. My work has also appeared in O: The Oprah Magazine, Salon, Cosmopolitan, Rolling Stone, Entertainment Weekly, Jezebel, Mad, Games and the Los Angeles Times. I look grumpy in all pictures whether grumpy or just kinda neutral.
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