In Bed With Married Women

Kim of Long Beach, winner of the  Club Vibe  from our favorite female-friendly sex toy company,  Good Vibrations , was delighted to receive ...

Kitty, honey pot, coochie, box, beaver, quim, snatch, down there, yoni, muff, lotus, cunny, hoo ha.   Ugh. No, no and no. How can there be ...

Have you heard about this whole vajazzling thing? Vajazzling, so says the Urban Dictionary, is "the act of applying glitter or jewel...

You can vote for  In Bed With Married Women  as Best Humor Blog in the 2010 Blogger's Choice Awards.   Click  here  to vote.* *The smal...

We're guessing your sex life is already pretty green. Hopefully you're not doing it while simultaneously eating excessively-packag...

"I hate porn in general because of the lack of plot, stupid fake tits and scary fingernails that you shouldn't be wielding around ...

So, want to read my tale of inadvertent public nudity? (Fear not, to provide your eyes from burning with the horror of it all, I have not in...

Ever hear the song Don't Trust Me  by 3Oh!3? It goes, "Shush, girl, shush your lips/Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips....

"YIPPIE!!!!!" wrote Kim from Long Beach, CA, using 5 exclamation points to convey her joy upon learning she was the lucky winner o...

The mail's here! Let's see what our increasingly disgruntled postal worker has brought today. (shown in photo: mail carrier nervo...

In this one, reader is pitted against reader in a gory mellee of previously dignified ladies fighting it out for a fabulous prize and the gl...

Trailers for two recent movies both feature the silent "no sex tonight" signals that wives display for their husbands. In "...

"Stumbled across this image," wrote one gentle reader. "Might be fun for your blog."  Said image was this: My first th...

Our second true wife's tale comes from the gorgeous Mara, who says, "I'm just a regular mom, incest survivor, recovering toples...

Let's see what our friendly (and now-blushing) postal worker has brought today. One reader was inspired by the post on the anal ring t...

Due to my corporate shillery for Good Vibrations sex toys , they have now made me an official "Product Reviewer."  This is probabl...

Ahhhh, remember the female condom?  Yeah, neither do I.  The poor old female condom seems like one of those ideas that got lost in time, ...

A new reader who we shall not identify because he is a notable man about town writes:  "Just to join the fray...I put down Philip Caput...

I was once reading a racy romance novel (Yes, I had a romance novel phase. I am properly filled with shame over it so we needn't discuss...

Despite my general distain for corporate America, I don't mind giving a shout-out* to venerable purveyor of sexual education, toys and g...

Do you talk, really talk, about your sex life with your friends? As research for my book, I have been asking women this very question--yes...

If you are having trouble getting into the mood, picture this...if you dare: the future version of you wearing a big ol' pair of adult d...

Our first true wife's tale is from "Ally," a 37 year-old woman who found that her secret to a good married sex life was not, s...

Let us pause for a moment and consider this item: Anal Ring Toss. Yes. Anal Ring Toss. Okay, a). Ring toss is not a particularly entert...

I am plagued by unanswered questions about this Tweety Bird found on a nightshirt at KMart. What's with the jutting out hip? Is Twe...