tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post7587278639430810726..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: Fire Down Below!!!Jill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger14125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-10309934046061472292013-02-13T19:37:44.848-08:002013-02-13T19:37:44.848-08:00OH MY! I'll take the word of those folks and y...OH MY! I'll take the word of those folks and you because I like my special area nice and cool. I'll pass on the fire crotch. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-6423072601002639622013-02-13T09:26:47.985-08:002013-02-13T09:26:47.985-08:00As my wife already has some skin issues around the...As my wife already has some skin issues around the vajayjay and perineum, we've skipped anything from trustable makers (of condoms or gels) who've created things to "heat" or "tingle" anyway.<br /><br />I can't imagine this Zestra is our cup of tea. My instinct is that the first warning is "do not apply to broken skin". But I'm curious if someone's done that by mistake, and what happened.ValdVinnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-89683923431628467842013-02-13T08:04:04.826-08:002013-02-13T08:04:04.826-08:00Last paragraph reminded me of a sad old ode:
Roses...Last paragraph reminded me of a sad old ode:<br />Roses are red<br />Violets are blue<br />Onions smell<br />and do you.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08719652424522595262noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-55250565398331329662013-02-12T20:52:27.208-08:002013-02-12T20:52:27.208-08:00Cathyj, well it is public, so i guess it's ok....Cathyj, well it is public, so i guess it's ok. and thanks for catching that.in bed with married womenhttp://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-86346909221699806022013-02-12T20:44:09.275-08:002013-02-12T20:44:09.275-08:00I wanna see the "Public" hair!I wanna see the "Public" hair! <br />cathyjhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00871697826223350466noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-91546966036946451202013-02-12T14:25:24.983-08:002013-02-12T14:25:24.983-08:00My Half Assed Life--a perfectly reasonable positio...My Half Assed Life--a perfectly reasonable position.<br />Keppie and Sarah C--You asked for it. Send me your mailing address and I'll send some your way. jillhamilton001@gmail.com. And don't forget, you have to tell us what happens. <br />Cagey-Yes, I did enjoy thinking of that couple mmming and ooohing to each other while secretly thinking, "Bacon grease? Oily latex...?"<br />Space Cowgirl, My friend and I tried some on when we were watching our children play at the park. Far less sordid that it sounds--we just put in on the back of hands and smelled and it seemed...okayish. No burning and no unremoveable heinous smell. I licked it because i am a badass like that and it seemed ok as well.(I would be happy to identify my friend but i doubt she wants to be googleable with the tag "applied Zestra in a public park with children around.")<br />hell, maybe I should try it. still on the fence.<br />in bed with married womenhttp://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-67130692035688937122013-02-12T12:58:38.035-08:002013-02-12T12:58:38.035-08:00Jill, how can you resist the temptation to open on...Jill, how can you resist the temptation to open one and smell it????? Please post your olfactory assessment (no need to describe 'crotch on fire' thing, thanks)Space Cowgirlnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-68985874390729063722013-02-12T12:41:36.647-08:002013-02-12T12:41:36.647-08:00First time commenter, drawn out of lurking by a tw...First time commenter, drawn out of lurking by a twisted curiosity about Zestra. Because I'll try pretty much anything once, particularly if it's free. I am open-minded, frugal and occasionally a bit of a masochist.<br /><br />Love reading your work, even when I'm supposed to be doing mine...Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14624329144209454754noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-83904712494953314982013-02-12T09:34:50.271-08:002013-02-12T09:34:50.271-08:00This is a hilarious post. I was particularly amuse...This is a hilarious post. I was particularly amused by the Amazon reviewer who dropped the word "consummation," and then was so delicate to place quotations marks around "process." I'm curious, though, whether he'd have found the product any better if it had smelled like regular old bacon grease instead of like dirty bacon grease.<br /><br />Hmm. Since "Harder Fucker man" is already in use, maybe I'll try out "Dirty Bacon Grease man." Or maybe not.Cagey-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336508567944952383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-60893795288236911322013-02-11T19:18:40.974-08:002013-02-11T19:18:40.974-08:00I'll try it. But I don't have a sense of s...I'll try it. But I don't have a sense of smell, so I might be a terrible guinea pig unless you are interested in the crotch-on-fire aspect? Now I'm nervous, though, because if I apply it, HOW bad does it smell? Like, if I forget and then I go pick up my kids from school or something, are people going to back away or call the fire department or something? Then it isn't like I can explain what happened, you know? *is alarmed*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-48386390170788335562013-02-11T16:07:27.950-08:002013-02-11T16:07:27.950-08:00I think I'll pass on the Zestra - I'm just...I think I'll pass on the Zestra - I'm just not that into the whole crotch on fire thing. Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17664909801454351135noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-16048705310447094202013-02-11T15:15:08.306-08:002013-02-11T15:15:08.306-08:00Lukman--thank you! <3
Tricia--I know. And someo...Lukman--thank you! <3<br />Tricia--I know. And someone said they were scrubbing their hands with vinegar...and yet the smell remained.<br /><br />ps. if anyone opts to try it, they have to tell the rest of us what happened. if they, you know, live.in bed with married womenhttp://www.inbedwithmarriedwomen.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-29612541913612526002013-02-11T14:50:36.393-08:002013-02-11T14:50:36.393-08:00That must be quite the pork smell to be wafting up...That must be quite the pork smell to be wafting up from the abyss all the way to the nostrils!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16941846553980567347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-57570491975081798252013-02-11T14:27:14.004-08:002013-02-11T14:27:14.004-08:001. No Zestra for me. Thanks anyway.
2. Your co...1. No Zestra for me. Thanks anyway.<br /><br />2. Your comment on wrapping us all in plastic: reminds me of the dude in Naked Lunch (the book, anyway) that went to a costume party dressed as a condom.<br /><br />3. You: hilarious as always.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com