tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post4960248208392881329..comments2024-03-21T18:26:23.834-07:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: Do These Pants Make My Vagina Look Fat?Jill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-70787601246260831652012-08-27T14:41:03.160-07:002012-08-27T14:41:03.160-07:00Or you could just skip the bra completely. I belie...Or you could just skip the bra completely. I believe that to be yet another misogynistic artifice, along with heels. Truth be told, I stopped wearing a bra years ago. After about 3 weeks I built the muscle up in my back and had no ache. The idea that we 'need' support baffles me. Let your body do what it was designed to do! On the occasion when the nipples need camoflage, a silk camisole works nicely and is far more comfortable.<br />Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-55241582885159880752011-05-03T16:24:47.160-07:002011-05-03T16:24:47.160-07:00You can also get the nipple effect in a heavily pa...You can also get the nipple effect in a heavily padded bra by attaching diamond post earrings on the front of each cup. Yea, I actually tried it! Why, you ask? Huh, cause I'm a closeted Double D wannabe with Barely B boobs. ;-) And, no, I didn't walk out of the house with the pierced earrings in my bra. Removed them and the socks too. HahahaKimhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05405147733312464234noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-89071251095704844062011-04-13T03:47:36.609-07:002011-04-13T03:47:36.609-07:00Jill, there are so many reasons to love you.
Espe...Jill, there are so many reasons to love you.<br /><br />Especially your nipples.<br /><br />Fantastic post, top to bottom.<br /><br />*virtual ass slap*<br /><br />(It's, like, my version of a high five.)<br /><br />- B xThe Barrenesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00104951958986232787noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-71009252219116739692011-04-11T10:14:30.161-07:002011-04-11T10:14:30.161-07:00You are hysterical. I found a link to your blog f...You are hysterical. I found a link to your blog from "Ramblings of an Agnostic Mom" (I think is the title). I am now a follower... there aren't enough blogs out there like yours.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14566777363495158706noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-86378897145470698872011-04-11T00:47:31.636-07:002011-04-11T00:47:31.636-07:00Good to know bigger is better! I've a big bum....Good to know bigger is better! I've a big bum.<br /><br /><a href="http://steamydarcy.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow"> Bargain with the Devil</a>Enid Wilsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12248877161249788607noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-14826342737772760612011-04-10T01:23:13.068-07:002011-04-10T01:23:13.068-07:00I agree on Katsidhe's comment too! I must say...I agree on Katsidhe's comment too! I must say, being in the market for a penis (man), I would be quite pissed if I found a foam penis in my guys pants. False advertising will get you no where, especially not laid.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-56259736554749306432011-04-07T19:08:00.569-07:002011-04-07T19:08:00.569-07:00"You, unadorned, are incredibly sexy. The cu..."You, unadorned, are incredibly sexy. The curve of your thigh, the rise of your nipple, the jut of your lover lip, the way that part of your body swells when you're aroused--these things, these real things are what is sexy. Not some stupid mass-marketed unbreathable foam approximation in the (currently fashionable) shape of a sexual part."<br /><br />This is one of the most brilliant paragraphs that I have ever read. I want to cross stitch it on a fucking sample.<br /><br />You KICK ASS, Jill.katsidhehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09859540523817060764noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-47352079694788041072011-04-07T10:54:24.060-07:002011-04-07T10:54:24.060-07:00Sandra--here is a post in which i specifically ins...Sandra--here is a post in which i specifically inserted a coffee-spraying moment. see if you can find it: http://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.com/2011/01/mmm-sex-toy-recycling.html<br />Betty--the stomach and boobs must join forces to create one mighty superboob, I say. <br />Ckets--if you rock the camel toe, you will have to post photos.<br />And Parsimony--are you freakin' kidding? i love parsimony (or at least i did after I looked it up._ going to follow you now.Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-76654724058733210972011-04-06T07:30:03.898-07:002011-04-06T07:30:03.898-07:00Bugger - another coffee-spraying moment, this time...Bugger - another coffee-spraying moment, this time the four nipples ...Sandra Davieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11788472031698175632noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-6290055524836577382011-04-06T07:22:21.043-07:002011-04-06T07:22:21.043-07:00At this point I have been wearing nursing bras for...At this point I have been wearing nursing bras for the last 6 years (three kids back-to-back; no one panic) and the only think I want from an undergarment is the illusion that my boobs don't "really" touch my belly button.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-66575247714962939632011-04-05T20:33:53.509-07:002011-04-05T20:33:53.509-07:00Shit, I love technology but it's always there ...Shit, I love technology but it's always there in my face to inform me of yet another thing I should be ashamed about. The older I get the more I want to hide. I've gotten to the point where I can't even look at myself in the mirror.<br /><br />Perhaps if I just run to the mountains, wear bleached out potato sack undergarments and rock it like the Amish do, I might just feel a bit better.<br /><br />Who am I kidding? I'm a child of technology so I had better learn to deal with it and rock a prosthetic camel toe out of spite.CkretsGalorehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05639299341765929305noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-90609490888654848332011-04-05T20:06:24.662-07:002011-04-05T20:06:24.662-07:00Hilarious. This is my first time here. I came over...Hilarious. This is my first time here. I came over from somewhere to find this! I don't care if my nipples show. Mostly, I don't wear a bra. The one I do wear is just a thin layer of nylon for the cup. I hate bras! You are so right about the tight pants. It causes me pain to think of it. Great blog! Come visit me. But, I am boring compared to this.Practical Parsimonyhttp://www.practical-parsimony.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-6299120542234163332011-04-05T19:13:27.876-07:002011-04-05T19:13:27.876-07:00Oh, The Bun--I am wrecked that my idea has been pr...Oh, The Bun--I am wrecked that my idea has been pre-thought-of. Wrecked, I tell you!<br /><br />Harleyq--i'm thinking it's 20 bucks which isn't so bad since it comes with fake nipples and all.<br /><br />leila--i am herewith advising all readers not to present their human bodies to you. i think that should do it.Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-57384338708428049392011-04-05T17:56:27.990-07:002011-04-05T17:56:27.990-07:00I just hate the human body. Period. I think it loo...I just hate the human body. Period. I think it looks gross. Adding those "enhancements" don't do it for me either.Leilahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04490635107983302531noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-5494670993581994662011-04-05T17:07:02.947-07:002011-04-05T17:07:02.947-07:00After reading this article, I went upstairs and to...After reading this article, I went upstairs and took off my underclothes and admired myself in clothes "au naturel." Thanks for pointing out how ridiculous societal fashion sense can be (not to mention how much more comfortable "au naturel" is). In all honesty sometimes it can be hard to be kind to ourselves.<br /><br />PS. Did anyone note the insane cost of the nipple bra above,-$2000.00?Harleyqhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01401751132613430141noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-80905067013417966352011-04-05T15:50:34.369-07:002011-04-05T15:50:34.369-07:00did someone say prosthetic camel toe?!
mostly-safe...did someone say prosthetic camel toe?!<br />mostly-safe for work fake poster:<br />http://verydemotivational.memebase.com/2011/01/21/demotivational-posters-camel-toe<br /><br />srsly, what.The Bunhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08596489417768627544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-4743673570344290142011-04-05T14:18:49.060-07:002011-04-05T14:18:49.060-07:00Tricia--a. i somehow know that you would. b. agr...Tricia--a. i somehow know that you would. b. agreed. i mean maybe if it's dragging on the ground or something. actually, no. if it is dragging on the damn ground, there is someone out there who will think that's the hottest fucking thing around.Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-55532020958898985002011-04-05T13:39:20.026-07:002011-04-05T13:39:20.026-07:00Dude. I will TOTALLY wear a prosthetic camel toe w...Dude. I will TOTALLY wear a prosthetic camel toe with you. Think I wouldn't??<br /><br />And now you need to write about how fucked up it is that people have cosmetic surgery on their labia.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16941846553980567347noreply@blogger.com