tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post4872985671092316315..comments2024-02-02T02:12:25.389-08:00Comments on In Bed With Married Women: This is Kind of A Strange Question, But Does Your Teddy Bear Have A Boner?Jill Hamiltonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-8204625607536982262011-11-21T12:37:31.906-08:002011-11-21T12:37:31.906-08:00Belinda--I think your husband may be getting suspi...Belinda--I think your husband may be getting suspicious of your frequent need of getting "carbon paper" from his briefcase. His tip off: people generally don't even use carbon paper anymore. aha!<br /><br />Anonymous--I thank you from the bottom of my heart for showing me the lady who wants her laundry basket. She needs to just move out of town now, I'd say. You don't go telling everyone that #$#$. As for you and the melon, I say, make your move.Jill Hamiltonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14989469118118455602noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-60794875816955718442011-11-20T23:25:15.018-08:002011-11-20T23:25:15.018-08:00No, but a laundry basket named Reginald has been h...No, but a laundry basket named Reginald has been having an affair with my wife...http://www.oprah.com/own-bedroom-dr-laura-berman/The-Laundry-Basket .<br /><br />I'm thinking of having an affair myself with a melon that's been sitting on the kitchen table since Thursday.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-4374090179315529572011-11-19T10:10:30.135-08:002011-11-19T10:10:30.135-08:00At least the teddy bear makes it accessible. Hubb...At least the teddy bear makes it accessible. Hubby-dear is so paranoid that the kids will stumble upon our vibrator that he keeps it locked in a briefcase. I, of course, don't have the combination to the lock when I am alone and in need of such a thing (you know, after dreams of Javier Bardem coming up to my table wanting a threesome). Wait! Is hubby trying to tell me something?!Belindahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13934624532384417644noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-20970089106997469172011-11-18T18:57:40.963-08:002011-11-18T18:57:40.963-08:00Princess--Now I am thinking of the Teddy Bear smel...Princess--Now I am thinking of the Teddy Bear smelling improperly washed sex toys. So I too am in tears, maybe for a different reason than you.<br />Annabelle--Crap! That's what I got you for your birthday too. Awkward.<br />Dirtycowgirl--It actually took me til today to get the joke! Hope this doesn't make me less of your favourite. (And you know I dig that Canuck/Brit spelling.)<br />Betty--You are so very right. I stand corrected.<br />Kate-- Now I am wishing to hear everyone's sex toy traumas. New post idea? Dorothy (that's my new imaginary assistant), take a memo!<br />Cagey-C--"Oh hell just give me a pubic wig and a back shaver" (!) Nice!<br />Can't Keep--I do like picturing you just ripping open your mattress during the throws of passion. Will at least keep your suitor on his toes.in bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-64650472937400700032011-11-16T18:46:40.105-08:002011-11-16T18:46:40.105-08:00Normally, I'd agree and say this is silly/weir...Normally, I'd agree and say this is silly/weird, but just this morning I managed to lose my vibrator to my sock drawer in a moment of dire need! And there I was, shuffling through my socks, trying to keep the mood alive, and I could not for the life of me find the stupid, little velvet bag that I keep it in. <br />Which reminds me, I still need to find that shit... <br />Still not sure how I'd feel about storing it in a stuffed animal though... Maybe a pillow? Hell, maybe I should just cut a slit in my mattress...Can't keep anything to myselfnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-20968996082588543742011-11-16T09:42:59.145-08:002011-11-16T09:42:59.145-08:00Ha! I was thinking along the same lines as the Min...Ha! I was thinking along the same lines as the Minister of Science.<br /><br />I'd be really curious how the product pitch went. 'No, no, see, chicks dig teddy bears, right? Yeah, chocolate's better, but I just can't figure out how to get the vibrator inside a candy bar. For the guys? Well, I was thinking about one of those old, large-sized GI Joe dolls where, if you bend it over at the waist, just so, you'll find the secret Fleshlight compartment....Oh, hell. Just give me a pubic wig and a back shaver.'Cagey-Chttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06336508567944952383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-46320212054822999362011-11-16T08:01:38.961-08:002011-11-16T08:01:38.961-08:00This just in from the In Bed With Married Women Mi...This just in from the In Bed With Married Women Minister of Science:<br /><br />"You really think this dude is married?"in bed with married womenhttp://inbedwithmarriedwomen.blogspot.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-70971896960429339992011-11-16T04:37:42.491-08:002011-11-16T04:37:42.491-08:00Ladies, Ladies. Please do not be under the impress...Ladies, Ladies. Please do not be under the impression your chosen toys of pleasure will be safe in the night stand. My 12 (going on 20) year old daughter found one such item (the Adam and Eve from A Summers) in my night stand and promptly asked me what it was for! Rather than dismissing the whole thing I calmly answered in an age appropriate manner explaining it was for self-stimulation during sex. Her question some months later was however slightly more difficult to answer.<br />'Mummy. What's a threesome?'<br />ErmmmmmKate Whttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11119880248518449191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-10447467347271675542011-11-15T16:12:49.697-08:002011-11-15T16:12:49.697-08:00Wait ... pubic wigs? Pubic wigs? And you chose to ...Wait ... pubic wigs? Pubic wigs? And you chose to blog about dick-in-a-bear instead? Fine. I call dibs on pubic wigs.Betty Fokkerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11270950344494895535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-25467910882584027382011-11-15T13:44:51.492-08:002011-11-15T13:44:51.492-08:00I think, of all the blogs I've found this is p...I think, of all the blogs I've found this is possibly my favourite.<br /><br />This post reminds me of a joke.<br />A woman goes back to a guys for the first time, when they get to the bedroom there are three shelves full of teddys.<br />She is impressed, as she takes this to mean that he is not afraid to show his softer side, and they have sex.<br />Afterwards he asks her how it was<br />"fantastic...how was it for you ?"<br />"great, help yourself to any one from the middle shelf".<br /><br />Sorry..dirtycowgirlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04193492692357362402noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-30191710616796132392011-11-15T13:05:01.630-08:002011-11-15T13:05:01.630-08:00Yeahhhhh...just no. Hell no. Noooooo.Yeahhhhh...just no. Hell no. Noooooo.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17255628836689794311noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4339155460200866959.post-63775568738515415312011-11-15T12:34:15.803-08:002011-11-15T12:34:15.803-08:00I totally agree with you on the creepiness of this...I totally agree with you on the creepiness of this whole idea and also believe the maker of said product is a man. No woman in her right mind would ever think up something so dumb. A teddy bear...really? I used to sell sex toys (via pleasure parties) and we recommended keeping them each in their own separate cloth bag or even a plastic storage bag. As for where to hide them...yeah the night stand is usually a great place to start. <br /><br />P.S. The embarrassing products paragraph had me in tears...thanks for brightening up my day! :)Princess Consuela Banana Hammockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09243324575636485457noreply@blogger.com