1. Does anyone really call it "cunnilingus"?
Janice sent in "Michael Douglas: Oral sex gave me throat cancer" in which Douglas says "without wanting to get too specific, this particular cancer is caused by HPV [human papillomavirus], which actually comes about from cunnilingus.” One might argue that Douglas did indeed "get too specific" and anyone who read that sentence formed an image, however brief, of the aging actor going down on someone.
Cunnilingus-performing Douglas, who played a doctor in Coma is somewhat accurate with his info. There is a link between cancer and HPV. However in most cases it doesn't cause any problems. Douglas was on far shakier medical grounds when he added, presumably as wife Catherine Zeta-Jones pointedly glared at him, "...if you have it, cunnilingus is also the best cure for it.” (Update: As of today, Douglas is pretty much back pedaling on the whole interview.)
|Dental dam: even the name is sexy|
2. What Do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire
The rather foxy Lila Donnolo sent in Unexcited? There May Be a Pill For That, an article based on the insanely fascinating new book What Do Women Want?: Adventures in the Science of Female Desire by Daniel Bergner. "Thoughts, comments, concerns?" wrote Lila.
I said my piece in a DAME article "What Do Women Want? We kind of want to be sluts, if you must know" and it's probably some John Fogerty self-plagiarizing situation if I say too much about it.
But I will say, despite all the heady ideas about monogamy, desire and what turns women on, my favorite part was learning that someone has the job of stimulating female rat clitorises with a tiny brush.
The non-tiny clitoris brush parts were completely fascinating as well and I would love love love to hear what you think.
3. Large Nipples Will Cost You 5 Euros More
The ever-delightful Matthew Stillman sent in 15 Real Sex Toys That Will Give You Nightmares from Cracked.com. My favorite was this, caption by Ian Fortey:
I, for reasons not yet clear to me, clicked through and discovered....this video of a horrible horrible animatronic tongue!
#9. Sex Droid
Elsewhere on the site, you can purchase an 8-inch-tall doll that has a human-sized vagina. Which is also precisely what happens at the beginning of so many unsolved murders.
Go look at it! If you dare....
Finally, a story of personal embarrassment because I so love social awkwardness. (warning: story contains mention of purchase of panty liners.)
I was in the feminine hygiene aisle searching for panty liners, the unscented kind. The scented kind smell weird and cloying and just...why. "Excuse me, madam, did you stick gardenias up your cootch?"
Anyway, it wasn't immediately apparent if said liners were unscented so I sniffed the package. That is when I looked over and saw someone else in the aisle, staring at me, the big weirdo who likes to sniff panty liners.
How else are you going to tell if they're fresh?
(photo: Lady Cheeky)